cipheramnesia:

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saint-batrick:

cipheramnesia:

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I’ve never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

mumblesplash:

legendaryjarcollection:

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

apollos-boyfriend:

apollos-boyfriend:

tumblr users: hey we don’t want twitter users migrating here :/

tumblr: don’t worry i got you *fuckign crashes*

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crazydoodlez:

amateur:

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nonbinannytranny:

amateur:

Originally posted by muvana

NO THE FUCK IT"S NOT

GET BACK IN THAT FUCKING ICE CUBE

ITS TIME

pencilcat:

typhra:

valtsv:

valtsv:

more video games should offer you a companion who travels with you and occasionally offers useful advice or helps with sidequests but does fuck all in combat if only because it’s really funny from an in-game perspective

my loyal and steadfast companion who would never willingly leave my side, watching me get absolutely owned by the same guy for the 28th time in a row