kaijuno:

bunniope:

*hikes up my pant leg and points to a jagged scar* you see that? heh…yeah…that’s from a gnome bite. it got really badly infected because the gnome was in a sugar rush. scary stuff…but i made it out *flexes my bicep* Ladies,

grumfield:

cain and abel are on their ten thousandth spin around the wheel of samsara and in this life their names are Those Brothers from Oasis

roboticoperatingbud:

roboticoperatingbud:

HOLY SHIT

mothcub:

ALT

Me if I was severed, probably.

unpeeled-human:

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

wonderstruck:

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

justacynicalromantic:

Viral photo from today’s meeting of world leaders in Kyiv:

Ukrainian already making memes:

unpeeled-human:

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

oneminutefiftysixseconds:

oneminutefiftysixseconds:

who up thinking about two left handed gloves with hearts worked into the palm laid out to dry on beechey island

Two knitted cotton gloves belonging to a member of Sir John Franklin’s 1845 Arctic expedition. They are two left hands, not a pair. The remains of elastic at the wrists and a small heart worked into the palm of both hands are visible. Found laid out to dry on Beechey Island on 29 August 1850 by Sherard Osborn, HMS ‘Pioneer’, during Captain Horatio Austin’s search expedition 1850-51.

photos and description from Royal Museums Greenwich