i know my blog has been basically dead for a very long time but if anyone still cares about me, you should know I finally have a boyfriend. it’s new but it’s very good.
also i’m on vacation and extremely drunk in aruba, so i’ve basically never been better in my life
if i have to tell my grandchildren i met their grandfather on tinder im going to hurl myself into the nearest lake
istg the only men who are interested in me either love d&d or are huge fucking weebs
or, here’s the kicker, bOTH
the internet was a mistake but the amount off fondness i feel for all of the friends that i carry around in my pocket with me was not a mistake
if my neighbors can hear me i’m sorry i have played lubalin’s internet drama part 5 an obscene amount of times today and laughed out loud every single time. i can’t control myself. 🐴
if you don’t think plus size bodies are capable of being divine, you have my pity. I see our shapes in the swells of fluffy clouds, the folds of luxurious and tufted pillows, round like pearls, but soft as cream. plush, warm, soothing to the touch. big bodies are like returning home.
Then, baby, I’m perfect. I’m perfect for you. // Dean and Viola O’Banion, married on February 5th 1921
Here’s their marriage certificate, Viola’s twin sister Vivian is one of the witnesses, the other is Dean’s friend and accountant Ralph Moss. (Also, notice O'Banion is misspelled.)
@violaobanion btw I’m literally in chicago (on the north side too lol) right now and I’m having feelings about this
Gurl we missed our wedding anniversary... again. I feel like this is becoming more of a tradition than the anniversary itself lol
oh my god, girl…….
February 5 was Dean and Viola’s 100th wedding anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
i truly feel bad for my downstairs neighbor because now that i have my own space i can embrace my nocturnal habits on my nights off and a bitch does not sleep
i also really hope the ones immediately next door can’t hear me or also have an appreciation for early 2000s emo/pop punk music because that’s the space i’m in