kaminarider:

foone:

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN’ HARD

HARDLY WORKIN’

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN’ that feels bad

maeamian:

If you’re in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

69-fastbird:

liberalsarecool:

First Felon is going ‘full Russia’ on US citizens.

Wake the fuck up America

fanonical:

minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks

wanderosed:

The voices in my head.

secretlystephaniebrown:

When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.

theotherwesley:

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you’d expect, and none of the ones you wouldn’t. “There he is,” people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

liberalsarecool:

Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada.

Generations of damage. For Putin.

ixtaek:

anikenobis:

Star Wars: A New Hope (1977) + Letterboxd reviews

toasthaste:

knifedog:

knifedog:

Having anotheg ‘gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this’ morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn’t even question it I was nodding along like I’m literally right there with you gork

nitewrighter:

Me: I don’t get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I’m like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it’s the fascism. You’re completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you’re also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you’re going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

psychotic-gerard:

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inthefallofasparrow:

winged-fool:

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

“Oh, not you as well, Brutus!” in that voice is the best translation of ‘Et tu, Brute?’ I’ve ever heard.

gothszler:

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review