Aug 7.2016     2156   -   

vedderman:

you’re a fucking idiot.
that’s not the reaction I expected.
you think I’m a computer program.

Aug 7.2016     3192   -   

Ha! Dad joke.

Apr 25.2016     1196  

You melt it! Like evil ice cream!

Apr 25.2016     2347  
Dec 3.2015     13614   -   

assassynne:

“Damn it I hate this black stuff, what the hell is it?!”

Sep 7.2015     2482   -   
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Do you ever wonder why we're here?

It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Aug 24.2015     50  

angryai:

Do you wanna know why Tumblr is going to shit

The website is blue

That can only mean one thing

Those darn Blues are messing this site up

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Wake up America

Aug 19.2015     4179   -   
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tainted-petals:

egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

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