We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart
Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion
ID: Noé Léon’s Misionero Comido por Tigre (Missionary Eaten by Jaguar) painting edited so that the missionary’s face is that of Luce, the new anime inspired Catholic Church mascot.
No babe it’s so cool and hot that you always insist that fantasy books written to meet a 4th graders’ comprehension skills have more complex themes and a greater sense of praxis than anything written for adults
we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you….
back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood
“There’s a legend about a Chinese painter who was asked by the emperor to paint a landscape so pristine that the emperor can enter it. He didn’t do a good job, so the emperor was preparing to assassinate him. But because it was his painting, legend goes, he stepped inside and vanished, saving himself. I always loved that little allegory as an artist. Even when it is not enough for others, if it is enough for you, you can live inside it.”
With 2024 rules, a Thief Rogue can “take the Magic action to use a magic item that requires that action” as a bonus action. That includes wands and scrolls and staffs. (I mean the DMG is not out yet, but it’s basically a given. “Magic action” is the new terminology for the action used to cast a spell, analogous to the Attack action.)
Now, it’s not allowed to cast two spells in the same turn if they both have spell slots. You can still cast a cantrip and a spell (of any level), if one of them is an action and the other one is a bonus action, or action economy otherwise lets you do it. Because cantrips don’t expend spell slots.
And what else doesn’t extend spell slots? Wands and scrolls and staffs. So long story short, Thieves can spam spells now. They can cast twice per turn, regardless of spell level, just as long as at least one of them is from a wand or scroll etc. The other can be from a magic item again, or from their own spell list if they’ve multiclassed to a spellcaster.
So save up, and prepare to pack wands like rangers pack arrows!
