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poot

1. noun, slang A small fart, especially one that is audible. I was so nervous next to him in the elevator that I accidentally let out a tiny poot.
2. noun, slang To let out a small fart, especially audibly. The atmosphere was so deadly serious at the dinner table after the argument. Then someone pooted, and we all burst out laughing.
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poot

in. to break wind; to fart. Who pooted?
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