lesbianbloodritual:

lesbianbloodritual:

The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It’s The Fucking King Of Omelas And He’s Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He’s Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He’s Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid

by nk jemisin

tricktster:

tricktster:

toddler niece is three so when we watch tv when we hang out it’s usually Bluey or one of two specific episodes of Dug Days she approves of, but sometimes we spice things up with a nature documentary or two. So there’s a newish one on netflix called Wild Babies which was advertised as being all about baby animals. Seemed perfect.

I’ll omit the fine details and just say that within five minutes we had watched an enormous baby seal emerge from its mother’s birth canal in all of its visceral splendor and I am now In Trouble with her parents,

i need to clarify they aren’t mad about their daughter’s exposure to the miracle of birth or whatever as perhaps mildly displeased that my niece repeated the phrase “wow the mommy seal has a weawwy big bagina” for like two hours in hopes of a repeat performance of me desperately trying not to cackle and failing HARD

beetledrink:

the first time i ever had an edible i was watching Jersey Shore and i thought i was having a psychic moment because the phone rang on the show and i was like “ 🗿 she is going to pick it up and say Hello 🧠” and was correct