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Ravenclaw: The quarantine is bad for my productivity.
Gryffindor: Why? You have more time.
Ravenclaw: Exactly, I no longer have an excuse for my procrastination.
“Why is there a pentagram on your floor” okay first of all mom, it’s not a pentagram, and second, what were you doing in my apartment
oh shit I summoned my mom
a parentagram
any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults
seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life
I am a teacher and my students formed an unhealthy obsession with a can of unopened sprite I had on my shelf. They called it their god. One day I found them holding rulers in the form of a cross singing Kumbaya, so I hid the Sprite as it was becoming a distraction. So the students made a change.org petition to find it.
Whenever ppl draw female dwarves with beards and heavy armour...i get so happy...y'all all get "not a certified coward" award...
not to be obnoxious and comment on your post op but this brings back memories of when I played dnd with a group of nasty cishet white dudes—yall Know the type—and I played a heavily bearded lesbian lady dwarf named Avila. These dudes thot it would be a really great idea for us to roll a single d20 ONCE to see how hot our characters would be, bugging me abt how Avila was hideous the whole time, and then had to live with it when I rolled a nat 20 and therefore canonically had the hottest character in the group by a LONG shot (:
This is one of the most POWERFUL additions to this post honestly
bless the founders of urban dictionary bc without them i’d never know what you guys were talking about
bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!
it:
lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩
RESUME
I love that team rocket is in Pokémon go now but I just can’t them seriously bc their main goal is to steal items from poke stops but like.....poke stops are free? You don’t have to steal them you can literally just walk up to a poke stop and get the items for free. It’s like stealing a balloon on free balloon day
Sounds like they managed a completely accurate representation of Team Rocket.
probably the funniest interaction i’ve had with someone i do not know is the day i had jury duty so my friend pop dropped me off at it and went to class downtown with the agreement she’d pick me up after she got out of class, and if i gout out of jury duty early she’d pick me up from the houston library which was a couple blocks down and easy to walk to and a place you could stay all day with no questions asked
anyways while there i started drawing and this dude kept getting closer and closer till he was like in the chair next to me and was like ‘what a beautiful drawing’ and i’m like thanks but
him saying that reminded me i had been in that position for a couple hours and i really needed to pop my neck so i did
and he immediately called me a disgusting bitch and got up and slammed the chair he was in back into the table and was like ‘can you believe this woman’ to several people who were just trying to read some research books and
still funny
