I hate apples. Hate them. I think they shouldn’t be allowed to be a fruit. That’s one. And two, I can draw really, really well on an Etch A Sketch. Like, really well. Like, I could be a professional if, you know, that profession existed. I play the trombone. Badly. I like math. And I notice that you do this thing with your hands when you’re trying to make a point. Like this, with your hands. And I know that’s about you, but I do it too, so it’s also about me and so that’s five. Five things that I’m hoping will make it a little bit harder for you to hate me.

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