swordoftheberserkgutsrage:
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ajsicienwosocndjw-deactivated20:

i hate that opening other peoples mail is illegal. I wanna see

driflloon:

driflloon:

what does an everything bagel even have

it just seems like a bold claim

clavid:

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this

Anonymous

beesmygod:

beesmygod:

no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission

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Giving a bj to a goth is just *gets on knees, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his belt, unbuckles his b-*
Anonymous

commander-ledi:

kjhgkhgfk

wizardpotions:

nirtonic:

soliddaddy96:

wizardpotions:

soliddaddy96:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

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wow you guys are really into this fucking boat huh

it has a fat ass and a huge cock how could you not be into it 

hey king, just a reminder that this is a fucking boat

and?

Some one draw it a human sona NOW

nirtonic i am going to pull your spine out of your ass if you say that again

thyrell:

swagforbirds:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

slopmaster9000:

deathtripnc:

slopmaster9000:

i heard they’re putting italian herbs and spices in red bull now

This better be a shit post

no check this out

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when i get home im gonna put some oregano in an energy drink and drink it and see what happens

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no more energy drinks so i have to use mountain dew wish me luck

questo sa di merda, non lo consiglierei

hey che fine ha fatto il mio post

che cazzo? come faccio a fermarlo?

aiutami

aiutami

aiutami

nonsesco. le wop

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