My Podcast Knows What You Read in the Dark is a bi-weekly book club podcast, made by chaotic people, for chaotic people. Together, we bring to the table a book we’ve read recently that we loved, hated, or something in between.

Cohosted by four unhinged women with more than enough humor, opinions, and insanity to go around, we are here to spread the love (or hate) for books. From fantasy to erotica to horror, there is more than enough variety to satisfy every kind of book lover.

Also, we can’t be held accountable for our visceral hatred for BookTok. It simply exists, and that’s all there is to it. Sorry bout it.

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Our long awaited episode is finally here! You asked, Kristen suffered. Join us as we deep dive into Skyshade, the third novel in the Lightlark series. We laugh, we cry, we wish it was over.

Books Discussed:
Skyshade by Alex Aster

Books Mentioned:
Nothing.
We are broken.

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And if you want, follow the hosts @adxmparriish @figonas @laequiem and @hazelsheartsworn

On today’s episode, we bring you myths. Lots and lots of myths. We’ve also got graphic novels, the wonder of storytelling, and a little sneak peak of our next episode, which we know will have everyone excited. It may have to do with the third installment of a certain series that rhymes with SnightSnark.

Books Discussed:
The Sea-Ringed World: Sacred stories of the Americas by Maria Garcia Esperon, illustrated by Amanda Mijangos and translated by David Bowles
The Lore Olympus series by Rachel Smythe

Books Mentioned:
The Odyssey and the Illiad by Homer, as well as the Homeric hymns
Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan
The Dark Olympus series by Katee Robert
The Metamorphoses by Ovid
We also mentioned the 1954 movie Seven brides for Seven Brothers, and the game Rise of the Golden Idol… and probably the game Hades 2, let’s be real.

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If there is one thing you need to know about us, self indulgence is our middle name. Join us as Kristen tries to scare everyone with the passage of time. Kaitlyn holds us all prisoner to promote her whimsical agenda, and Laety gives a non-spoilery review of a horror novel with a happy ending. Stick around at the end for an AITA segment that makes all four hosts angrier than they’ve ever been before!

Books Discussed:
The Naming Song by Jedediah Berry
Someone You Can Build a Nest In by John Wiswell

Books/Media Mentioned:
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
The Watchmaker of Filigree Street by Natasha Pulley
The Manual of Detection by Jedediah Berry

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And if you want, follow the hosts @adxmparriish @figonas @laequiem and @hazelsheartsworn

Everyone knows that we like to be a bit shady, but the vague posting in this episode will have you taking off your sunglasses. You won’t need them. Be sure to stick around for the entire episode, where we discuss our favorite Halloween costumes, a queer horror anthology, and a new novella from a beloved author. We even dabble in a discussion about what book tropes we are. You’re gonna love it!

Books Discussed:
Night of the Living Queers edited by Shelly Page and Alex Brown
Graveyard Shift by M L Rio

Books Mentioned:
If We Were Villains by M L Rio

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We recorded this one way past our bedtime so join us for our sleepiest episode to date. Come along as we discuss Kaitlyn’s bathroom debacle, an older favorite of B’s that doesn’t quite hold up, and a poetic pick about grief, lies and sisterhood.

Books Discussed:
The Dark Queen Saga by Susan Carroll
Clap When You Land by Elizabeth Acevedo

Books Mentioned:
The Bridgerton Series by Julia Quinn
Coldest Girl in Coldtown by Holly Black
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
redacted wizard school books by a mega transphobe
Crank by Ellen Hopkins
With the Fire on High by Elizabeth Acevedo

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And if you want, follow the hosts @adxmparriish @figonas @laequiem and @hazelsheartsworn

Did you miss us?! We know we’ve been… uhh…. missing in action. But we’ve come back in style, baby. Because Kristen brought a bad romance, and Laety brought something really weird but somehow meaningful. Typical. Other talking points include: the intimacy of girlhood friendships, the worst shapeshifter ever, and a return to AITA (hint: they both suck!)

Books Discussed:
Organ Meats by K-Ming Chang
Devourer of Men by Nikki St. Crowe

Books Mentioned:
Lightlark by Alex Aster
My Best Friend’s Exorcism by Grady Hendrix
Rouge by Mona Awad
The Beast by Katee Robert
Throne of the Fallen by Kerri Maniscalco

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Welcome to My Podcast Knows What You Read In The Dark, after dark. No really, we recorded this one late at night and we’re four sleepy hosts.

Join us as we discuss our annual torture of Kristen, another wonderful entry by Keri Maniscalco, Kaitlyn tries to make the incomprehensible, comprehensible, and a new guess the star rating game. You’ll want to stick around for this one!

Books Discussed:

Kingdom of the Wicked by Kerri Maniscalco
Woodworm by Layla Martinez (translated by Sophie Hughes and Annie McDermott)

Books Mentioned:
Stalking Jack the Ripper by Kerri Maniscalco
The Supernatural Enhancements by Edgar Cantero
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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In this week’s episode, join us as we explore identity with a graphic novel, a criminal entry to the beauty & the beast trope, why cornflakes exist (if you didn’t already know, you’re in for a wild adventure), and another AITA segment. You do not wanna miss it!

Books Discussed:
The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang
A Prince So Cruel by Ingrid Seymour

Books Mentioned:
The Odyssey by Homer
Romeo & Juliet by William Shakespeare
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
The Witch boy by Molly Knox Ostertag
The Entire Work Of Holly Black

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And if you want, follow the hosts @adxmparriish @figonas @laequiem and @hazelsheartsworn

We’re still unclear about the family dynamics of this series, all we know is that it’s probably incestuous