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oldmanpusspuss
murderballadeer

tumblr user who doesn’t leave their suburban home: smoking weed within 50 miles of another human is evil and you deserve to go to jail if you do it

tumblr user who also doesn’t leave their suburban home but whose online persona involves posturing abt how cool and punk they are: unlike you virgin loser shut-ins i am a real leftist and i think it’s fine to blow weed smoke directly into an asthmatic toddler’s face in a crowded metro car and if you object to this concept in any way you are a fascist

people in real life: hey man how’s it going

working in middle school is really fun bc somehow both of these responses occur simultaneously so u have the reponse to the question 'what should happens if someone litters' be 'rocket launch them into the sun'