The Sorting Hat Chats

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ink-splotch
ink-splotch

More a Haunting than a History -
Version 2.0!!

image

an (updated!) interactive fiction game from E. Jade Lomax (ink-splotch / dirgewithoutmusic), the writer who brought you BeanstalkSecond Star to the Left podcast, and Stay?.

"Return to your sleepy, strange little hometown after years away. Explore your old haunts, reconnect with old friends and new, and dig into the mysteries that rise up in the town like mist.

It's a story about leaving home and coming home; about life after death-- in more ways than one. This choose-your-own-adventure game lets you explore who you used to be so that you can decide who you want to be."

More a Haunting than a History is my second IF (interactive fiction) game, a story about returning to your childhood small town and finding both it and yourself different than you left them.

Version 2.0 is cleaner, stronger, with new content and a trophy system! If you've already explored MAHTAH, dive back in to see what's new to find, experience, or break-- if you haven't given MAHTAH a chance yet, I'd love it if you gave the new & improved version a try!

PLAY IT HERE:

In version 2.0, I made three main changes, as well as various bug fixes (thanks everyone who wrote me about bugs!):

  1. Updated the dialogue system to make for smoother, less awkward conversations-- dialogue being the main gameplay mechanism!
  2. Streamlined the dreams & climax/river scene systems to improve the narrative experience (ensure certain backstory content got seen/emphasized/excluded as relevant)
  3. Introduced a trophy system (more details on the why of this under the cut)

MAHTAH was both a blast and a slog to write, just like Stay? was a rush -- I'd love to hear your thoughts, feelings, and experiences as I start chipping away at my next IF project.

Keep reading

wisteria-lodge

Anonymous asked:

Gosh Darn it! The test keeps saying I'm a snake sec. Ok I could see that and that makes me feel good... if it wasn't for my mother, who i believe is a snake sec and she drives me nuts. She's passive aggressive, avoids confrontation, uses guilt trips. She's like a low key Emily Gilmore. Thinks she's being clever and sneaky about it too, but i can see thru it. She uses neutral with me often i think bc she feels that is safest with me. Can I be a snake and still be annoyed by a snake?

wisteria-lodge answered:

I’d actually say that annoyance is an emotion that’s more likely to be directed at someone who’s a house match. Because if someone is like you but or really bad at it, or Immature or Exploded or Burnt (or conversely UnBurnt) and not using their powers for good… then your reaction is going to be more like UGH why have you got to be doing it like THAT??? you should be doing it like THIS.

Bad behavior by other sortings is more likely to inspire anger, or bafflement. That general sense of I do not get you, what on earth are you doing?

sortinghatchats

Also fun fact: Emily Gilmore is a Snake Sec but so is her daughter Lorelei, who can also see through her mother & is frustrated with her for what and how she uses her secondary ;)

drchucktingle
drchucktingle

tingleverse lore: tingle types

recent post on the four tingler types has got buds talkin about TINGLEVERSE LORE so i thought it would be nice time to talk on the ways of dinosaur, unicorn, bigfoot and living object, since there are some new buckaroos who are just jumpin in the tingleverse deep end OK HERE GOES

four tingle types is not something chuck just now made up it has been that way since beginning. anyway theres several layers of reality in infinite stack and the EROTIC TINGLEVERSE is a group of CLOSE layers (outside these layers is THE VOID but we dont need to talk on right now)

the HORROR TINGLEVERSE is part of the same stack but farther away. it is a separate group of layers with a few similarities to erotica layers (mainly dealing with THE VOID and the consequences of weaving timeline layers) but otherwise a different space within tingleverse stack

anyway back to the erotic layer. the thing that makes these layers unique from our own is the incursion of four sentient species which are the ones listed. i will now go over what each group encompasses because it might not be what you think

first of all, DINOSAURS is not just reptilian creatures it also means ancient mammals (sabertooths and mammoths) and even prehistoric squids and sharks

image
image
image

next is BIGFEET. in the tingleverse bigfeet are a broad species that also includes mothmen and jersey devils and some other cryptids. this is discussed in the the books they are featured in in more detail

image
image

UNICORNS are next. unicorns are pretty much just unicorns what the heck can i say. of all the creatures inhabiting the tingleverse they have the least variety but the most beautiful mane and i think thats worth something

image
image

last is LIVING OBJECT which a lot of buds seemed confused by in quiz. in the tingleverse, living abstracts concepts fall into the living object category because once they physically manifest they BECOME a living object. so thoughts and ideas that are sentient are living objects

LIVING OBJECT is the most broad group because it can encompass ALL THINGS. it is also the most existential of the species as i think some buckaroos discovered on the TINGLE TYPE test.

image
image

i suppose i should put link to the test here also if you do not believe this has been master plan for nearly a decade of worldbuilding rules here is an old shirt with the tingle types on it. one of first shirts chuck ever made

image

alright buds hope you enjoyed this tingleverse lesson. LOVE IS REAL

the hero we deserve

I love numbers! Drop your Primary sorting in the poll below.

What’s your SHC Primary sorting?

Lion

Bird

Badger

Snake

I just want to see numbers

See Results

Not familiar with sortinghatchats? Primary = your WHY. Secondary = your HOW. Take the quiz below— it will walk you through the system, guess your sorting (primary & secondary), and let you argue with it til you find one that sounds right!

(I’ll make another poll for secondaries)

sortinghatchats sorting hat chats
wisteria-lodge

Anonymous asked:

How do I learn about SHC? I think I understand the basics but there's a lot I still don't understand.

wisteria-lodge answered:

Start with the quiz. It’s the best version of itself that it could be, and it’s a great introduction to the concepts that this person analysis system is interested in.

Then I would read my explanation of SHC. I worked very hard to get it under 2,000 words while also defining all the terms that are used in the character analyses people write.

After that… I set out to create the tools that I wished I had while I was learning the system, and I’m pretty proud that now they exist.

There is a master list of all the books/movies/shows/games/plays people have sorted. (A-L & M-Z.) I recommend reading about a property that you like, both because that’s a good way of getting familiar with the system, and because that’s how you’ll find someone who’s writing style works for you. Then you can follow their blog/read the other things they’ve got to say. It’s nice to have lots of people explaining the same thing, because then you can find someone who you gel with.

If you have an idea of what your sorting is (or have narrowed it down to a few possibilities) then I recommend going through the master list of characters sorted into their Primary/Secondary, and the master list of real people (SortMe Submissions) that I have sorted into their Primary/Secondary. That way you can just overload yourself with examples or Bird Snakes (or whatever) and decide if that sounds like you.

confessorcanary

Inky and Kaden’s Sortings: A Masterpost Update [2022]

confessorcanary

Because Tumblr burped and @sortinghatchats disappeared, Inky and Kaden have had to build it back up from scratch. That means my old post, from 2017, has a bunch of broken links now. But never fear! I’ve spent the past few years tracking down every last reblog on this site with an unusable ‘search’ function. 

Sortings by Inky and/or Kaden 

Marvel Cinematic Universe 

Agents of SHIELD 
——More on Melinda May, Jemma Simmons

The Avengers 
——Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Nick Fury, Agent Coulson 
——Natasha Romanoff, Maria Hill, Jane Foster, Sharon Carter, Pepper, Sif, Darcy
——Wanda and Pietro Maximoff, Vision, Ultron, Loki
——Steve Rogers
——Bucky Barnes

Daredevil

Guardians of the Galaxy 
——Peter Quill

DC Universe 

DC Women 
——Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Barbara Gordon

Books 

The Chronicles of Narnia 
——The Pevensies 
——Addressing their popular Sortings

Diana Wynne Jones
——Charmed Life 
——Conrad’s Fate

Harry Potter
——The Golden Trio, the Silver Trio, Draco, Dumbledore  
——More on Harry’s Secondary 
——More on Hermione’s Secondary 
——Bellatrix Lestrange 
——The Marauders, Lily Evans, Severus Snape

The Hunger Games

The Lord of the Rings 
——The Hobbits

Outlaws of Sherwood

The Tortall Universe 
——The Women 
——The Men

Inky’s novels 

The Alliance Trilogy

Leagues and Legends (Parts 1-3)

TV series 

BBC Sherlock

Firefly  

Friends 
——Phoebe

Game of Thrones

The Get Down

Gilmore Girls

Orphan Black

Sense8

Supernatural 
——More on Dean Winchester

Teen Wolf (Parts 1-2) 

Veronica Mars

White Collar

Web series & Web comics & Podcasts

Check, Please! 

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries 

Welcome to Night Vale

Musicals 

Hadestown 

Hamilton 

Legally Blonde 

Les Misérables
——Javert 

Wicked 
——Elphaba, Galinda 

Movies 

Disney Princesses 
——Tiana
——Moana 
——Mulan 

Star Wars 
——The Force Awakens 

Animated series 

Avatar: The Last Airbender 

The Legend of Korra 

thank you for doing this!! masterlist
fromthemouthofkings

Sorting Goncharov (1973)

fromthemouthofkings

Now I’ve only just seen the movie, so I’m not 100% on these sortings yet, and if any long-time fans want to chime in, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

As a reminder, primary refers to a character’s motivations, and secondary refers to a character’s methods.

This sorting system was based on the Hogwarts houses, but we do not support JK Rowling’s bigotry here.

Goncharov: double lion (burned primary)

The tragedy of Goncharov is all about identity–specifically, the loss of identity. It’s about Goncharov losing touch with his internal compass: the mirror motif highlights this disconnect and confusion as he loses his identity to the violence of the film. The movie actually does a really good job showing the process of a lion primary burning.

His secondary, however, stays intact. Goncharov is loud–explosive, even. Even as he loses his internal sense of self, he continues acting out directly, projecting his internal dilemma outwards in a vain attempt to “solve” it through the direct action of violence. He deals with problems by breaking through them, repeatedly. He literally does not stop, for the entire four-hour run time–it isn’t until his death that he is finally still.

Andrey: bird/lion (bird model)

This boy is constantly stuck in his own head, philosophizing, trying to rationalize his feelings about Goncharov. He’s a bird. He likes being a bird. Bird makes sense. The world around him–not so much. He clings to his bird primary SO hard, he has trouble seeing that the world doesn’t always match up to the world he has in his head. He can’t incorporate his feelings about Goncharov into his model of the world–can’t understand Goncharov’s true motivations. In the end, that’s why he’s so blindsided by the Goncharov betrayal.

Now, Andrey’s bird primary is so loud that it’s tempting to put him in bird secondary, too. But for all his talk of books and philosophers, how do we actually see him solve his problems, when all the cards are down? He acts suddenly and decisively, stepping away from his book-learning and doubt, and steps into himself like he’s shedding a heavy, ill-fitting suit. I could see bird model for him, though.

Katya: snake/bird

Torn between her loyalty to Goncharov, her love for Sofia, and her own ambitions, Katya is a loud snake primary. She loves Goncharov, but she feels burdened by him and trapped in the life that they’ve agreed to live together. Throughout the film, her frustration with how trapped she feels in her own life brings her to Sofia, and she’s tempted to run off and join Sofiya’s whirl-wind of a life for the taste of freedom that Sofia gives her. However, her decision in the end to betray them both ultimately speaks to her decision to value herself over either of her (canon and implied) love interests.

As far as secondaries go, Katya is careful. She doesn’t run willy-nilly into things. She gathers her resources quietly. She makes plans. Unlike Andrey’s spur-of-the-moment betrayal, when she leaves Goncharov, it is the culmination of a whole film’s worth of quiet planning, all falling into place. The biggest tip-off, for me, is the gun. If you’re watching carefully, you can see that the gun she takes from Goncharov and slips into her purse during the night club scene is the same gun she uses in her final scene, much later.

Sofia: double snake

The last part of the Gonchandreysofitya love quadrangle/polycule, Sofia is a double snake: healthily selfish, sneaky, unrepentant, and driven so hard by her love of Katya. Katya is really her one blind spot.

Growing up in the orphanage, Sofia learned early to trick and steal and con for a living, and she seems entirely content to live like that, taking pride in her abilities as a con woman and a thief. It’s only for Katya that we see her let down her masks and show off her true, neutral, jaded self underneath all of her other layers.

wisteria-lodge

Anonymous asked:

Hello Wisteria, I'm not sure if you've already made a post about this, but I'm having a bit of trouble differentiating between a Badger Secondary leveraging community to get things done and a Bird Secondary who happens to be an "I know a guy" Bird. How do you tell the difference between a Bird who collects people and a Badger who connects them?

Thank you very much!

wisteria-lodge answered:

A Badger secondary is like a net - a community of interconnected individuals that you can call on for back up, help, and power. An “I Know a Guy” Bird secondary is more like individual fish hooks - you know a lot of of people, you know what they can do, and know how to call on the right guy for the right job. If you’re not sure if someone is a Badger or a very social Bird, one trick is to check if all the people they know seem to know *each other.*

a great distinction!
wisteria-lodge

slimer asked:

hey! i just discovered i'm a double bird, and my roommate and i started coming up with different kinds of birds to associate with different bird subtypes. so for example, parrot for "actor bird", crow for "collector bird", woodpecker for "rapidfire bird", and finch for "i-know-a-guy bird" (i relate to all of these, but i am SUPER i-know-a-guy bird) anyway, i wanted to tell someone about this because i think it's a really fun idea

wisteria-lodge answered:

Oh I like that a LOT. The imagery is perfect. Be interesting to see if it works for the other secondary sub-categories…

sortinghatchats

Ah, lovely!