never dreamed the rebels would be foolish enough to attack a destroyer for both its colorful kites and its delectable sweets

*palpatine voice* IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUNG LUKE!

your friends in the senate do not spark joy

kidnap the sith lord john green

seriously? right in front of the offspring of anakin skywalker?

i am the beru lars guardian, guardian of the aunt beru

broke away from mandalorian society at claires

this is crazy, but heres the structural plans for the death star, you fuckhead

do you not have any value or respect for wielding this saber?

if there were two guys dealing with a sith lord and one killed the first jedi youve ever seen would that be fucked up or what?