woolay:
“babyitaliano:
“@swordoftheberserkgutsrage
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Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
” woolay:
“babyitaliano:
“@swordoftheberserkgutsrage
”
Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
” woolay:
“babyitaliano:
“@swordoftheberserkgutsrage
”
Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
” woolay:
“babyitaliano:
“@swordoftheberserkgutsrage
”
Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
”

woolay:

babyitaliano:

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead

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qdemonios-deactivated20210606:

yugiohz:

my fav trope is arrogant bastard who’s socially much higher than the protagonist but then he experiences a social downfall and now he has to hang out with the protagonist and his cringe gang. plus points if he’s dramatic about it while the others don’t care

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fallcaesar:

genderdeath:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

egowave:

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

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megapope:

19-16:

megapope:

aninspirationmaybe:

megapope:

i will never allow a woman to appropriate any article of my clothing for her own use. this is a manifestation of the innate female desire to circumcize their romantic partner. when a woman takes your sweater (symbolic foreskin) you need to watch out for what could happen next. this is also why circumcised men prefer hoodies while uncircumcised men like myself prefer crew necks

I … Want to wear your hat and hoodie and shoes

thus saith the Lord: the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people. also i’m uncircumcised & therefore prefer crew necks

um….no women just want to wear our hoodies bc it smells like you and its fluffy (i mean crew necks), dont worry if you give them respect love and loyalty they usually won’t as for anything else (but then you gotta give it to them and the hoodie/crew neck is love)

no its a penis thing.

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sapper-in-the-wire-old:

thatguyfromthatwebsite:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

thatguyfromthatwebsite:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

thatguyfromthatwebsite:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

thatguyfromthatwebsite:

maxknightley:

amygdala-dan:

sapper-in-the-wire-old:

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This makes no sense

it literally could not be more straightforward

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they’re both $30

I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well

This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still can’t understand it, because he’s expecting the answer to be his own views lmao

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

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parakeet:

parakeet:

parakeet:

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

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yekkes:

spideyyeet:

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Please do your research! There is so much misinformation out there and a lot of lies.

Everyone should know the truth so please try to know as much as you can so you can spread awareness and help!

Free Palestine🇵🇸✌️

This is a Mostly good graphic but as has been pointed out in the notes, Samaritans are not Jewish but a separate religion and culture. It’s misleading and not helpful to present Samaritans as “oppressed Palestinian Jews.” There *were* actual Jews in Palestine before the establishment of the state of Israel. They were coined “old Yishuv” Jews, though not all of them were MENA, and while it’s convenient to say Jews, Muslims, Xtians, and Druze people all lived harmoniously before the establishment of the state of Israel, it’s not completely true or helpful to frame it as such. This does not excuse settler colonialism in any way, it’s just not really historical reality. Further, regardless of the backgrounds of Old Yishuv Jews, they were absorbed into Israeli society as beneficiaries of an Israeli Jewish identity over their Palestinian neighbors who were not Jewish. Anyways, please be careful about reblogging this kind of information without being sure of all the claims being put forth.

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zagreus:

funny-tik-toks:

absolutely IMPECCABLE comedic timing here

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