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me? i'm just a private eye trying to make a difference here in this hellscape we call a city. folks come into my office, beggin' me to track down some long forgotten shitpost. and it's my job to oblige. my name is Hellsite Detective, Tumblr Private Eye.
you lookin' for a post? whether it's a recent post, or a long forgotten cold case from a decade ago, anything goes in this business. so long as you provide me with a lead to follow, be it a quote from the post, a detailed description, or a screenshot, i'll do what i can to chase leads and track that sucker down.
for any of you saps that can't figure this one out: send in an ask requesting a post to be found, and include a quote, description of the post, or a screenshot, and i'll find it and tag you with the results
disclaimer: i'm only takin' on one case at a time. so you fellas are gonna have to wait your turn.
hello! this is your local Hellsite Detective, P.P.I., talkin’! i’ve got a very special announcement to make! a while back, i was told i should open up a Ko-fi, so here’s me doin’ exactly that! if you’re lookin’ to support me, feel free to send in some cash!
it’d be greatly appreciated! thank you!
at 2 million dollars, @hellsite-hall-of-fame will do a face reveal!!
