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Suck UK Dead Fred Pencil Holder & Pen Holder For Desk | Desk Pen Holder | Desk Accessories & Cubicle Accessories | Desk Decorations & Office Decorations | Funny Gifts & Office Desk Accessories

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  • Dead Fred Pen Holder is a humorous desk tidy for the home or office. Having a rough day at work? Relieve some stress & plunge your pen into Fred's heart. Feel better & keep your desk tidy in one go
  • Liven up your workplace. Desk accessories & workspace organizers needn't be dull! This is a fun piece of room decor that not only looks good, but is also great for home office organization
  • Great for fans for all things horror - store and organise your office supplies and let your messy desk meet its gruesome end. Ideal for students and professionals alike.
  • Dead Fred is one of those weird gifts that you definitely need on your desk. Ever want to stab your boss? Thought so. This fun pen organizer lets you stab Fred Now you wont get fired!
  • If you're looking for an alternative pen pot then this desktop organizer is for you. Bring some personality to your office desk accessories. Your home office desk is 'screaming' out for this!
  • This sassy pen holder for desk is sure to raise a smile. A great item of man cave decor - home office accessories like this are a great choice of wicked office desk decor and ideal office gadgets.
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Suck UK stands out from the crowd with our unique selection of gifts. Designed in-house from our London studio and delivered to your doorstep.

Gift giving made easy, we have something for even the hardest-to-buy-for friends and family.

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Dead Fred Pen Holder

Turn your desk into a crime scene...

Whether you are feeling stressed, frustrated, or just a fan of all things morbid, Dead Fred is the man for you.

The vibrant, red silicone rubber pen holder will stand out on any desktop, keeping your pen conveniently poised for use.

A killer gift for adults and kids alike, a handy pen pot organizer that brings an element of fun to the table. A creative accessory from Suck UK, makers of the greatest gifts on earth!

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  • Plastic Blister Packaging
  • Silicone
  • 2.5 x 5.11 x 0.9 inches

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Our Dead Fred Pencil Holder for desk or work space is the fun way to inject some humour & stress relief as you work. Let's face it; slogging away at the desk for hours can be stressful and no fun. Once you have finished writing that miserable, mammoth report, plunge your pen deep into Fred's heart & at the same time, never lose your favourite pen again. This quirky, novelty pen holder is a great addition to your other office supplies. You could even use this is a crime scene kitchen stationary organizer. Cute pencils have no place in this gruesome holder ! An imaginative choice of novelty desk items. Starting a new job? Then make an impression on your new colleague friends - when they see that Dead Fred is part of your cool cubicle stuff they wont ever steal your pen. If you crave weird stuff then Dead Fred is one of the best serial killer gifts out there! The most unnecessarily, violent item of workplace stationary on the market today. Bring out your dark side with gruesome office desk organizers and accessories like the Dead Fred Pen Organizer for desk and workspace. Made from Silicone. Dimensions: 2.5 x 5.11 x 0.9 inches. Card and Plastic Blister Packaging.

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Our Dead Fred Pencil Holder for desk or work space is the fun way to inject some humour & stress relief as you work. Let's face it; slogging away at the desk for hours can be stressful and no fun. Once you have finished writing that miserable, mammoth report, plunge your pen deep into Fred's heart & at the same time, never lose your favourite pen again. This quirky, novelty pen holder is a great addition to your other office supplies. You could even use this is a crime scene kitchen stationary organizer. Cute pencils have no place in this gruesome holder ! An imaginative choice of novelty desk items. Starting a new job? Then make an impression on your new colleague friends - when they see that Dead Fred is part of your cool cubicle stuff they wont ever steal your pen. If you crave weird stuff then Dead Fred is one of the best serial killer gifts out there! The most unnecessarily, violent item of workplace stationary on the market today. Bring out your dark side with gruesome office desk organizers and accessories like the Dead Fred Pen Organizer for desk and workspace. Made from Silicone. Dimensions: 2.5 x 5.11 x 0.9 inches. Card and Plastic Blister Packaging.

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Customers find the product cute and funny. They describe it as functional, making a great conversation piece and perfect for their job. Many customers appreciate its gift value. However, some have mixed opinions on the pen holder and value for money.

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82 customers mention "Cute"75 positive7 negative

Customers like the cute design of the caddy. They say it's a visible spot on their colorful, vibrant desk. It's the perfect way to display a feather pen. Some find it unique and livens up the living room. The pen holder is pretty cool, though the hole is kind of small. Overall, customers appreciate the cute design and consider it a good idea for their desk.

"...Either way, I DIG FRED, he has a nice visible spot on my colorful, vibrant desk, and he even matches my hair!..." Read more

"This is the best pen holder I have ever had. Definitively a looker , literally so as many will drop by my desk at work just to take a glance ...." Read more

"...That, I suppose, was my mistake. The whole concept is great though, and I already showed it to another person and already recieved the comments on..." Read more

"...Great job!!!" Read more

72 customers mention "Humor"63 positive9 negative

Customers find the humor of the product amusing. They describe it as funny, funky, and silly at the same time. Some say it makes a great gag gift and is suitable for work or home offices.

"Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house...." Read more

"I got this as a gift for my husband. He found it funny and has it on his desk at work 🤣 not sure how his coworkers feel about this but oh well...." Read more

"...This is a fun piece for work or a home office. I recommend if you're a little twisted like me." Read more

"Hilarious pen holder. Saw this and cracked up. Fun goofy gift! Does hold a pen so can in fact be used as a desk top pen holder!" Read more

45 customers mention "Functionality"45 positive0 negative

Customers find the product functional and silly at the same time. They say it works well as a pen holder and a conversation starter on a desk. It's sturdy and flexible, yet not soft. Many find it unique and practical.

"works great would buy again" Read more

"...I suspect that those reviewers got the knockoff. It is fairly sturdy. Flexible but not soft...." Read more

"...It's very cute, and works well on a desk...." Read more

"...Sometimes I need a different color of pen. Otherwise the item was perfect...." Read more

39 customers mention "Conversation value"39 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the caddy's conversation value. They say it makes a great conversation piece and is fun for any desk top. The holder is unusual and is a real attention-getter. The size for a pen holder and color are ideal, and it's a spellbinding desk tool. It's also a great gag gift for co-workers and friends in the work-force.

"This is a very distinctive pen holder. It certainly has the conversation value I was expecting when I bought it...." Read more

"...than I imagined, but the perfect size for a pen holder and a spellbinding desk tool. His color is ideal also!..." Read more

"...Yes! Art does imitate life.... Just kidding. He a great conversation starter." Read more

"...The idea is kind of fun though, so I am still somewhat pleased with it." Read more

39 customers mention "Gift value"39 positive0 negative

Customers find the caddy a great gift idea. They say it's perfect for calligraphers, graphic artists, and criminal justice majors with a sense of humor.

"...These make a great gift for someone in your office, or really anyone with a desk and pen...SUCK UK has some pretty cool other products I just..." Read more

"It was a really great gag gift for my friend highly recommend and it’s also useful so you don’t loose pens/pencils." Read more

"This is a wonderful gift idea for any women (or man) who is into crime shows and works in an office" Read more

"...Holds my pen without any problem. Would be a great gift for criminal justice majors, CSI or any friends with a sense of humor." Read more

43 customers mention "Pen holder"29 positive14 negative

Customers have mixed opinions about the pen holder. Some find it a good and distinctive pen holder, while others mention it only holds one pen and doesn't support larger writing instruments like knitting needles. The pen can get stuck or held loosely, and some customers smelled the pen holder.

"This is the best pen holder I have ever had. Definitively a looker , literally so as many will drop by my desk at work just to take a glance ...." Read more

"...Otherwise, it's a pen holder. It successfully holds my pen. I can't really say much more." Read more

"...It's very cute, and works well on a desk. Unfortunatly, it only holds one pen/pencil, like I said before, so you might have to buy another cup to..." Read more

"This is a very distinctive pen holder. It certainly has the conversation value I was expecting when I bought it...." Read more

28 customers mention "Value for money"14 positive14 negative

Customers have different views on the value for money of the caddy. Some find it inexpensive and fun to keep at their desks, while others consider it overpriced for what you get.

"Wonderful purchase! Every time I look at it I have to smile -- it's worth the money for that alone!!!..." Read more

"...The Cheapening Of Everything continues :..." Read more

"It was cheap but it was also ugly. Great novelty piece on my desk but I do not like the eyes...." Read more

"A little expensive for what it is, and doesn't hold the utensil in place unless it fits the opening perfectly. But it works and looks cool." Read more

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Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.
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  • Simple selection
    5.0 out of 5 stars Funny gift
    Reviewed in the United States on January 2, 2025
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    Made my boss laugh and she placed on her desk 😁
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  • Mermaid Mara
    5.0 out of 5 stars I love Fred!
    Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2013
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    I love him. I bought Fred because I wanted to add to the aura of weirdness that I apparently exude here at my workplace. People seemed shocked and stunned into utter silence when word got out that I'm a horror fan and into zombies. Anyhoo, I thought Fred would help brighten people's days here, since some of the folks here seem to be suffering from a deep, dark depression. I was somewhat right! Not only do I get more leers and jeers from the depressed folk, but those who thought I was at least somewhat still normal (even after finding out about the horror/zombie thing) truly know I'm a disturbed chic. One person asked, "what is the purpose of this?" (referring to Dead Fred). I said, well he holds my pen in a stylish way, and you can pretend he's someone you don't like if the feeling hits you.... that person grinned and walked away, saying, "don't want to get myself into trouble"... either he was wanting to pretend Fred was our boss, or perhaps Fred is me? Either way, I DIG FRED, he has a nice visible spot on my colorful, vibrant desk, and he even matches my hair! Weirdness be damned, he fits in mighty fine here with me. =D
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  • Zero Cool
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great Gift or as a Treat for Yourself!
    Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2023
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    Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.
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    Zero Cool
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great Gift or as a Treat for Yourself!
    Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2023
    Very funny thing to have in your office area, or even just where you might normally keep pens in the house. As you can see in the picture though, it doesn't necessarily have to be a pen. It could really just be anything that will fit in the hole in his chest, lol. And by the way, no, the hole does not go all the way through.
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  • Icanreachshelveshere
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good product
    Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2024
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    Been stabbed a million times and still holding it together! Lol
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  • Rhiannon
    4.0 out of 5 stars Quirky and fun .
    Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2020
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    This is the best pen holder I have ever had. Definitively a looker , literally so as many will drop by my desk at work just to take a glance . It lightens up my day at work, it’s strong , easy to clean and sturdy . The only reason I gave it 4 stars, is because the hole really only fits very slim pens . If you have a fancier or nicer pen it will not fit so well and almost topple over . Other than that , this is perfect .
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  • R. Garcia
    5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!!
    Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2023
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    This was a gift for a coworker and others saw it and ordered it was well. It’s small but perfect for your desk. I plan on buying one for myself 😁
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  • J. Nae
    5.0 out of 5 stars Gave it as a gift.
    Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2024
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    My bestie thought it was hilarious.
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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Muy bonito
    Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2024
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    A mi hijo le gusto mucho
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  • RyanC
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great Office Gift
    Reviewed in Canada on December 27, 2022
    Style: Fred Pen HolderVerified Purchase
    Purchased for a White Elephant gift exchange with a "office theme" and $25 limit. While everyone else had fancy pens and notebooks, Old dead Fred here was a big hit. Definitely recommend if you are looking for something unique
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Great Office Gift
    Reviewed in Canada on December 27, 2022
    Purchased for a White Elephant gift exchange with a "office theme" and $25 limit. While everyone else had fancy pens and notebooks, Old dead Fred here was a big hit. Definitely recommend if you are looking for something unique
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  • Sandra_smtt
    5.0 out of 5 stars Simpatico portapenne
    Reviewed in Italy on December 18, 2024
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    Non ho potuto resistere.. ho comprato questo simpatico porta penne per mia cognata che lavora in uno studio medico.. chissà come reagirà 😅
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  • Amazon Kunde
    5.0 out of 5 stars Grossartig...
    Reviewed in Germany on October 13, 2023
    Style: Fred Pen HolderVerified Purchase
    . ..genau wie Abgebildet, funktional & witzig ;)
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  • Carter
    5.0 out of 5 stars Très bonne idée cadeau
    Reviewed in France on January 24, 2022
    Style: Fred Pen HolderVerified Purchase
    Bon produit bien réalisé et original (cadeau pour un collègue)
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  • Cliente de Amazon
    5.0 out of 5 stars Buen producto
    Reviewed in Mexico on September 12, 2019
    Style: Fred Pen HolderVerified Purchase
    En realidad no tiene gran utilidad, pero es un adorno divertido que siempre llama la atención!
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    5.0 out of 5 stars Buen producto
    Reviewed in Mexico on September 12, 2019
    En realidad no tiene gran utilidad, pero es un adorno divertido que siempre llama la atención!
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