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"Trading since the year end has remained robust, and we continue to see strong demand for our products from new potential customers," continued Dorks. "Furthermore, the repeat business derived from more than 4,000 customers, provides the Board with confidence in the prospects for the group for the current year and beyond."

Madelyn received final ballot nominations in six categories, including Top Artist, Top Fans, Top Song and Top Video ("He Only Loves Me on the Dance Floor"), Top Interview and Top Dork (a nod to the show's pet name for followers.) Hicks was also nominated for Top Dork.

According to Becky, "You sometimes have to do things you don't want to do" for the sake of popularity, and when you are a dork, "you would do anything" to overcome ostracism.

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The article gave the impression of a new counterculture that had somehow bridged the gap between dorks and dope-heads, playing video games on the military's dime.

So when New York choreographer David Parker offered up his "'Waltz of the Flowers' for people who hate nature," a high point of his 2004 NutCracked, we dance dorks were delighted.

A zombie comedy that knocks 'em dead with offbeat genre-ribbing humor, "Night of the Living Dorks" is a high- school-set romp that could pass for an American flick if the dialogue were in English.

"We were just dorks in high school with weird clothes."

"They're all kinds of sexy dorks," says Tee about his newfangled brood.

There are bad eggs among punks, but aren't there bad eggs among locks, preps, and dorks? Some of the most courteous, kind kids I know are punks.

"On day one, the cops were just sitting there like dorks. That created a sense of lawlessness: I think all the troublemakers saw the cops ignoring them and thought they could go to town.

"Men hate shopping for socks because it makes them feel like dorks," says company founder Bert Campanile, who built his company with the money he saved on hosiery after losing his right foot in a skiing accident in 1974.

High school isn't about academics, it's about clothes, and getting by doing as little as possible, and perfecting the locker-room towel snap so you leave quarter-sized welts on the butts of dorks who volunteer as library monitors.

Without disparaging the IRS or the legal profession, these true stories in IRS for Lawyers and Other Dorks provide information to make it through the maze of documents often required by the agency that holds us accountable for paying taxes.