And said to the cow, who was a little disturbed by his rushing in: "How'd you like bird droppings in your eye, you old moo-cow? Going to watch our football match?
"It's the smell, the cheese, it's so good to look at" - he breaks off into a hearty London-accented chuckle - "It's a super show, a real show with horses and everything, moo-cows and people patting them, and farmers really showing off their wares.
After exhausting every possible M- motorway, mum, moo-cows, Mercedes, Micra and the like - the adults threatened to give up, until her four-year-old brother piped up: "No!