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Live music makes up for more than half of the show, and there are some pearlers in there, including a spot on, near the knuckle take on modern day boybands, where the first line of the song is simply "Jason Derulo".

Two absolute pearlers from the left-arm spinner - who taunted his opponents last week by claiming they would not live with the Outlaws - snaked past the outside edges of the two set batsmen Chris Cooke and Jim Allenby to disrupt the timber and send them tumbling from 108-2.

Dhoni's insistence that the matches be played on "rank turners" has not helped Tendulkar's cause this series, and he struggled like a novice against Monty Panesar in Mumbai, though he did get two pearlers."

Our non-league insider has two pearlers for FA Cup shocks this weekend.

The lyrics show some clout too with pearlers such as "when you're looking all around but you just don't see'' and "when time moves faster than the bullet of a gun'' showing he's a thinker as well as a music mover and shaker.

Sweeney gave Pools the lead and they were rock-solid for over an hour before suffering a 4-1 third round defeat, with the Championship Hornets scoring a couple of pearlers as their forwards cut in from the touchline.