Alfie (2004)

In the romantic dramedy Alfie (2004), Jude Law takes on the titular role that made Michael Caine a star in Alfie (1966). This time around, audiences can get a more intimate view of the Cockney cad’s comings and goings (we prefer the comings). In fact, flesh fans will have their pick of pulling material since the R rated flick features a host of skintastic actresses showing off their camera-ready assets. First, a bra-clad Dorie (Jane Krakowski in her nude debut) rides Law’s legal briefs in the back of a limo before he chauffeurs her to meet her husband. After slipping a nip, she leaves her panties behind as she flashes her behind when skipping off. Cheeky! Later, Alfie (and we) get to witness Chyna (Anastasia Griffith) and Tonya (Anouska De Georgiou) swapping some sapphic spit. If that’s not erotic enough, check out the be-thonged buns on blonde knockout Nikki (Sienna Miller). The topless hottie steams up the screen when she touts her perky peaks at the 56-minute mark. No wonder Law and Miller got engaged during the shoot! Of course, the movie’s booby prize goes to veteran vamp Susan Sarandon. As Alfie’s paramour, the mature mama’s brassiere is stretched to its limits with her tattooed  pair. Yet when she liberates her big breasts, it’s in a blurry background shot. What a tease! The film also features Marisa Tomei, Renée Taylor, Tara Summers, and the skin on Nia Long. Yes, the ebony dish adds some dark meat to Alfie’s sexy stew. Bone appétit!