Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013)

Following in the loins of 2013’s Nymphomaniac  Vol. 1 [also spelled Nymph()maniac] is Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2014). The crotch-tingling continuation of his erotic masterpiece continues to explore the exchange between a middle-aged bachelor (Stellan Skarsgård) and Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg), the self-diagnosed nympho he found beaten in an alley. While he nurses his foxy find back to health, the defeated dame returns the favor by sharing vignettes of her life. Told in a series of chapters, Joe’s story is far from boring, especially when she elaborates on her excessive sexual history. We’re all ears… and boners! Unlike the provocative playfulness in Vol. 1, this second installment delves deeper into the darker interludes of Joe’s past including visits to a sadist (Jamie Bell). During the film, we see Charlotte’s slender figure as two nude dudes with huge rods figure out how to double team her. In addition to lusting after Ms. Gainsbourg’s three Bs, we get a gander at her body double’s bottom in another scene. Not to be outdone, Stacy Martin bares her breasts, bush and bum while having sex with Shia LaBeouf. If that’s not arousing enough, Mia Goth reveals her rack, rump and pubes while smooching Charlotte in bed. Danish pornstar Elvira Friis is also on hand to lend a helping vagina during the sex-plicit action! And with some high-tech CGI assistance, the actresses and their body doubles are seamlessly melded together. It’s no wonder Mr. Skin is waiting with mastur(bated) breath for the next installment of Nymphomaniac!