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Dear NSA, you can do whatever with my data. But not with my eyes. Those slides are hideous. So here's a quick revamp of your PRISM slides.

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DEAR NSA, A quick work by Emiland De Cubber @emilanddc - www.emiland.me
Dear NSA, You can do whatever you want with my data.
But not with my eyes.
Those slides are hideous. I would have expected better from you...
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.
#SRSLY!?
Let me take care of your slides.
PRISM Introducing
The number one source of raw intelligence.
How can we monitor everything ? U.S. & CANADA EUROPE AFRICA ASIA & PACIFIC LATIN AMERICA & CARRIBEAN 4,972 Gbps 2,721 Gbps 2,946 Gbps 11 Gbps 5Gbps 343 Gbps 40 Gbps 1,345 Gbps So is your targets’ data. Most of the world’s communications are flowing through the U.S. Internation Internet Bandwidth
What will you receive in collection? Email Chat Videos Photos File Transfers Login Activity SocialMediaProfiles Many more data sources available upon request.
From which sources? Microsoft Google Yahoo! Facebook PalTalk YouTube Skype Aol Apple
What is the plan? 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan? 09/11/07 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 02/06/11 03/31/11 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 02/06/11 03/31/11 Added Oct. 12 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
How much? $ 20M per year (It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)
PRISM Welcome to a new world.
Even if you are not a government agency, I would be happy to help you with your next presentation. or contact me at : hello@emiland.me Visit www.emiland.me
Thanks to all these people! Font Lato by Łukasz Dziedzic Symbols by The Noun Project Prism by Martha Ormiston Email by Douglas Nash Conversation by Murali Krishna Super 8 Camera by John Caserta Polaroids by Johan H. W. Basberg Paper Clip by Marie Coons Key by William J. Salvador Community by Rémy Médard Social Media Icons Simple Icons by Dan Leech Proofreading Mack McConnell

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Dear NSA, let me take care of your slides.

  • 1. DEAR NSA, A quick work by Emiland De Cubber @emilanddc - www.emiland.me
  • 2. Dear NSA, You can do whatever you want with my data.
  • 3. But not with my eyes.
  • 4. Those slides are hideous. I would have expected better from you...
  • 10. Let me take care of your slides.
  • 12. The number one source of raw intelligence.
  • 13. How can we monitor everything ? U.S. & CANADA EUROPE AFRICA ASIA & PACIFIC LATIN AMERICA & CARRIBEAN 4,972 Gbps 2,721 Gbps 2,946 Gbps 11 Gbps 5Gbps 343 Gbps 40 Gbps 1,345 Gbps So is your targets’ data. Most of the world’s communications are flowing through the U.S. Internation Internet Bandwidth
  • 14. What will you receive in collection? Email Chat Videos Photos File Transfers Login Activity SocialMediaProfiles Many more data sources available upon request.
  • 15. From which sources? Microsoft Google Yahoo! Facebook PalTalk YouTube Skype Aol Apple
  • 16. What is the plan? 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 17. What is the plan? 09/11/07 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 18. What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 19. What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 20. What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 21. What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 02/06/11 03/31/11 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 22. What is the plan? 09/11/07 03/12/08 01/14/09 06/03/09 12/07/09 09/24/10 02/06/11 03/31/11 Added Oct. 12 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013
  • 23. How much? $ 20M per year (It’s worth it. Come on, that’s a lot of data)
  • 24. PRISM Welcome to a new world.
  • 25. Even if you are not a government agency, I would be happy to help you with your next presentation. or contact me at : hello@emiland.me Visit www.emiland.me
  • 26. Thanks to all these people! Font Lato by Łukasz Dziedzic Symbols by The Noun Project Prism by Martha Ormiston Email by Douglas Nash Conversation by Murali Krishna Super 8 Camera by John Caserta Polaroids by Johan H. W. Basberg Paper Clip by Marie Coons Key by William J. Salvador Community by Rémy Médard Social Media Icons Simple Icons by Dan Leech Proofreading Mack McConnell