VAT man

VAT man

or

vatman

n
an informal way of referring to HM Revenue & Customs
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People would ask if I was enjoying retirement and when I told them I was now a VAT man, they were off like shots.
"I was recovering at home -Andrea was at the races - when the VAT man just turned up on the doorstep and started valuing everything in sight," remembers John Eamon Declan Dunderdale, hence 'Jedd', O'Keeffe.
"I was recovering at home - Andrea was at the races - when the VAT man just turned up on the doorstep and started valuing everything in sight," remembers John Eamon Declan Dunderdale, hence 'Jedd', O'Keeffe.
P PU UB bA PUB landlord attempted to cheat the VAT man out of almost PS5,000, a court heard.
Judge Peter Bowers remarked: "He'll have to stand in line behind the tax man and the VAT man."
Invariably he has found practices leave their struggles with the VAT man to either their bookkeeper or accountant, and often neither of them are specialists when it comes to non-standard VAT methodologies or dealing with opticians.
A VAT man said he had never seen such a large claim as the one for a pounds 161m rebate allegedly made by two sisters accused of fraud.
A spokesman for UNISON, the union representing more than 450,000 NHS staff, said: "The Government's claim to have ring-fenced the NHS budgets has always been a bit of a BUDGET: VAT man mirage.
He then informs them that due to their calculations in sales, they have left the VAT man EUR30k short in revenue.
Thankfully, a recent visit by the VAT man went well and nothing untoward was found.