acheemient:

Me: honestly im just so evil. so full of darkness. i feed off the souls of the living i strike fear into-

Friend: you sleep with a teddy bear

Me: hes my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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    The Teddy Bear Army of Darkness is an underrated factor in horror.