okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:
Find someone who will learn a language for you just to say the shittiest pick up line with it.
@bitemeilovewaffles
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord