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on his puter ^_^
Reblogged strawby-fields
happy biblically accurate friday again garfie baby to those who celebrate
Reblogged nerves-nebula
girl with no problems
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hear me out here, what about Tom Kazansky who took teenage Bradley Bradshaw on late night drives in ices shitty jeep that’s been crashed more times than probably good. Ice who bought the thing at 18 and discovered the thrill of speeding down the interstate and now at 33 is sharing that with 14 year old Bradley.
Ice who helped Bradley sneak out after a massive argument between Carole and Maverick after he’d called Ice crying, and they went to a petrol station: filled the tank and bust the licence plates off to avoid being ticketed before spending hours listening to music and driving at speeds that overlapped the speedometer. (Bonus points for it coming at a time when Ice had just been dealt a shitty hand, work / family etc so it helped him as well)
The car drive was never mentioned to either Carole or Maverick but quickly became a secret tradition between Ice and Bradley whenever they could.
Fast forward however many years it was until TGM, cue Ice and Rooster doing this again together in whatever car Ice has at the time but forgetting to fill it up so they ran out of diesel and thanks to slippery roads spun out into the barrier. So Rooster calls on the daggers for help. Seeing as ice is too scared to call maverick and slider is out of state. Phoenix or Hangman, I can’t decide which, responded that they’d come and help and once arriving on the scene were fucking shocked to see their friend chilling with the COMPACFLT on the side of the interstate next to a fancy car with a huge fucking dent in the side that clearly wasn’t gained through gentle means.
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Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 159
Phoenix: Why is Jake crying?
Coyote: Well, Bradley got drunk at the bar so Jake took him to their home
Coyote: When he asked Bradley to como to bed with him, Rooster said "No, thanks. I'm sure you are lovely but I have a boyfriend and I love him very very much" and went to sleep on the sofa
Phoenix: So he's crying because his boyfriend is too good?
Hangman: Shut up, Nix you wouldn't know about good partners
Bob: *The partner - OFFENDED*
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You assume
That because I am a woman
I am weak
And slow
In body and mind
You assume
That because I am prone to expressing my emotions
That I am overdramatic
And deranged
You assume
That because I do not worship the same as you do
That I am godless filth, unworthy of your respect
You assume
That I couldn’t possibly be attracted to both sexes
Since I am in a relationship with a man
But at what point
Do your assumptions become true?
At what point are you finally forming
Facts?
Please, go ahead
Calculate your odds, then get back to me
Because until then,
Your assumptions are no more worthy of my time
Then you are yourself.
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BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE
OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY
TWO ATTA TIME
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A CENT
THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,
BOTTLE, AND FERMENT
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I DONT MAKE JACK
EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD
#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS
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a Top Gun:Maverick Mighty Ducks AU would be so cute ... (everyone please watch The Mighty Ducks and before you ask, no it's not a good movie)
Mav is a lawyer (dusting off Mitch McDeere) and gets into legal trouble because he's an idiot that is going through a lot of stuff and thought getting behind a wheel after a few drinks wouldn't hurt (it does.)
He gets sentenced to 500 hours of community service and finds himself coaching a pee-wee ice hockey team (really? what the hell does he know about hockey, he only watches it on TV.)
Begrudgingly he gets to the park where he's supposed to meet his team and groans when he sees one particular dark haired kid with the biggest toothgap known to man. Because of course his ex-best friend's kid would play ice hockey, fantastic.
So he tries not to wince when Bradley's eyes light up and his excited "Uncle Mav?!" reaches his ears because damn he hasn't seen the kid in three years - since the accident.
There's also this other blonde kid that keeps looking at him with suspicion, especially when Mav keeps stumbling over his words in front of his single dad. It's not Mav's fault that Jake's dad is the ice hockey legend Iceman ... and, in contrast to his name, really fucking hot.
Mav is surprised they even have girls on the team but only until both Natasha and Callie whack him in the shins with their sticks at the same time.
So anyway, apparently Mav is a coach now.