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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
plaidos
top-lil

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

heritageposts

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

oh my god. 10 yrs

i’m investigating this bug & like a week ago i was like uhh idk i think it’s specifically the testing computer doing something weird with float->int conversion but got told to keep looking. and today there’s a mass email about a windows 11 update fucking up floating point calculations. thus justifying all the time i spent writing fic instead of debugging

txt win for me
prospitianescapee
hannahp0calypse

(talking to my wife who doesn't use tumblr) yeah they brought bad luck Brian back. you remember him? from the memes? Well actually he's been soft-back the whole time, but he's hard-back now. yeah like Multiple posts. oh no, no it's like, post-post-ironic now. they're doing wild shit to him, like jerma degrees of flesh ripping. yeah I think its something to do with pjackk going extinct