b-thomas1991:

Portal Amination

reaperswaltz:

haircut

oldimgurpics:

shelbygraces:

hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

redbeansesameball:

redbeansesameball:

every time I see this I get emotional. kermit….

look how he’s nestled in there…

inkstars1138:

beaft:

beaft:

googling shit like “why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends” and all of the answers are either “you need better friends” (i don’t; my friends are wonderful) or “your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels” (i don’t; i’ve got tons of energy, it’s just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it’s like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say “you were fun today and no one hated you”

dorothylarouge:

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

49mp:

maidthings:

awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

getupsketh:

hello? hello.

exuberantocean:

exuberantocean:

Please call this recession the Trump Slump.

We need to put Trump’s name on this.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.