Reblog my friends art cowards 🔫

basically suffering

wow…ahead of its time (and ahead of its host)

Kermit knew you could pick your own gender, and is now finding out that there are more options in that category than previously suspected

nice

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

It's down with The Man, not down with Mother Nature, my dude.

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

the werk is mysterious and important

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

You keep saying this every time.

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

Happy Sunday to the men who press the tip of their cock up against the entrance to your pussy, convincing you they’re going to begin sinking in before they opt to slide the length up through your folds instead. To let you feel the weight of the tip roll over your clit until your thighs are twitching, and you can barely hold onto the frown you’re wearing as you beg them to put it in already. But they don’t look too convinced when they draw their hips back again and they watch the way your slick clings to the shaft, easing their thrusts as your folds wrap around the length of them— seems you’ll have to try harder than that.

Absolutely dumb 🤣

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home

J.R.R. Tolkien: Oh awesome I'm gonna write a great story to build on the lore for the bedtime story I love telling my dear son, who's so invested in it I had to write it down to keep up with how he keeps track of the details!

Wartime PTSD: Hehehe I'm gonna make this allegory SO clear >:D

huh weird.

I’m

The youth are lost

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

thank goodness for the explanation I NEVER would have thought of that

I had heard the song but I had never seen the music video 😭😅

thank goodness for the

explanation I NEVER

would have thought of that

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

For those of you from outside the US or those of you who didn’t pay attention in government class, in the US senate there’s really no limit to the amount of time a senator can speak. So sometimes if they don’t want a bill to pass they just. Don’t stop talking. To hopefully get past the deadline to vote on a bill. This is called filibustering.

Senator Cory Booker isn’t doing that. He’s disrupting “the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able”. Just in protest. This doesn’t usually happen.

He’s less than 20 minutes away from breaking the record of the longest speech given on the senate floor

Cory Booker has officially broken Strom Thurmond’s record for longest speech on the senate floor and he’s still going

For those of you wondering what he’s been talking about this whole time, his staff wrote down a bunch of stuff for him to read like stories from people across the political spectrum opposed to what the administration is doing. He’s also been telling personal anecdotes about meeting important civil rights leaders and other democratic senators have been pausing him for “questions” but the questions have been as long as a small speech and have both served the purpose of giving him a second to sit down and updating him on the news that he’s been missing while he’s been talking.