medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes
hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?
you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?
and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community
Northernlion would be an alchemist in the same vein as Van Hohenheim had he lived in Medieval Europe
Too bad God hates him from conception put him here with the rest of us
[reading pigeon message from chat] "silver is washed? Yeah me when the, uhh, the chrysopoeia fails for the third time because I tried to induce fermentation in the white doves before fully dissolving the black crows. Whaddaya talkin about silver is washed? Listen, buddy I know its the the moon to the sun of gold but you gotta have some perspective here. No Abu Bakr al-Razi reading ass." [reading another carrier pigeon message] "I'm not crashing out I'm just saying the only thing im washing my damn silver in is more of the waters of life if you know what im sayin." [Alembic explodes because he was reading chat] "DUDE!!!!"
I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
like what the fuck i'm not even regular horny i'm just like. some kind of weird estrogen horny where i need to swear fealty to someone. what is happening
they put a code of honor in my estrogen
oh you got the hrt for sword lesbians that turns you into a knight.
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you
okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates
are these all different things and if so what do you call them
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
I have dodged and parried every javelin thrown at me thus far…just one more and I can marry the chieftain’s daughter!
Yuntkujeru the Lightning-Armed:
no one is immune to knight gender
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TETO!!!!!!
WOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! YEAH BABYYYYY
no cruel jokes or pranks this April 1st we should instead celebrate the better April 1 holiday
What is the better April first holiday and what does this saucy little scamp have to do with it
I can't find an article in English but essentially in France it is a common children's prank to on April Fool's put little paper fish on people's backs and it's called "poisson d'Avril" (April Fish). when i was in school in our french classes we would hide paper fish around the school as well and i took great joy in wedging mine in deeply impractical places that im honestly not sure were ever found. looking at it now, my French teachers had billed it as a Whole Separate Holiday but it actually seems more to be like a cultural in-joke/France-Specific April Fool's Prank lol whoops
regardless I like it better than some of the more mean spirited stuff I've seen associated with American April Fool's day
can't be mad at someone just taping one of these lil guys to your back right !
i love this thank you
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits