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Cookies, Cannibalism and Crystals (A Cookie Run: Kingdom SI) by Vauschen
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
12 Feb 2025
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Ollie's got way more problems than she needs: college isn't treating her well, she's got an addiction to Thai tea, and there's not enough time for her to enjoy doing what she loves most- being a lazy bum. And to make matters worse, she dies right before she can enjoy her winter break by gambling away at a new game that her friends reccomended - Cookie Run Kingdom.
Luckily for her, she's given a new chance at life. UNluckily for her, she's tossed directly into the game she was playing, with only her laptop as information on the lore and a hunger that won't stop gnawing at her mind.
How's she going to get out of this alive when she barely knows anything?!
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Will graham has boring blue eyes, a penchant for stumbling in thin air,gay and short hair long enough to tie in a messy bun. He gets sold?
(Possibly abandoned and now being used for experimental stuff. Sorry to the 4 ppl who subscribed to this)
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I've been talking about this for a month at least so here it finally is.
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- English
- Words:
- 586
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
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Welcome to Mesmerizer Crackfics!
Basically just crack involving Mesmerizer duo.
Might be some smut too because everybody thirsty nowadays (except I can’t write for nothing) -
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Basically just Adrien and Marinette post reveal crack and fluff
(And some Lila drama)Lila:
I have been hiding a secret from all of you for a really long time and I feel like it’s time to get it off my chest..Mari:
…Adrien:
…Alya:
UmmLila:
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Desperate to fulfill his impossible mission, Draco Malfoy botches an obscure Black family ritual and unknowingly causes Harry and Dumbledore to swap bodies.
A series of twists of luck and what-the-fuckery in which Dumbledore quotes Sartre too much and cheerfully tricks the wizarding world into thinking Harry is a genius; an overjoyed Harry is relieved of Chosen One duties but accidentally becomes the Master of Death; and Regulus puts off existential dread and suicide to make everyone’s lives hell.
____________________________________________________“Can you hear me?” Harry asked the cobra, trying very hard to listen for that edge of parseltongue in his speech.
The snake did not respond, simply curling in on itself. Harry looked at Dumbledore expectantly, who opened his mouth and…hissed.
Dumbledore may have been saying hello, but Harry chose to believe it was more like: oh, dear.
The rush of relief that swept through him left Harry feeling light-headed. He grinned from ear to ear. “Congratulations Headmaster,” said Harry, voice laden with unholy glee, “you’re the Chosen One!”
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Eumppappa takes Kim Gyuvin on a stroll by LeChevalierBrune
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), EVNNE (Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV)
11 Feb 2025
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Gyuvin accidentally kisses a wall, gets yelled at by Eumppappa and falls in love
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Michael Gregson returns from the dead, but is it too late already?
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A Web of Gotham Adventures by CrownlixLiquid
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series
11 Feb 2025
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Miles ends up in an unknown universe. A world without Spider-Man. A city rotting and wilding with crime. He's alone.
The little bats following him say otherwise.
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- English
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- 1,780
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Abbie Absorbs P. Diddy’s Aura And Makes Love To Every Man by Telemassacre
Fandoms: Fundamental Paper Education (Web Series)
11 Feb 2025
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sequel to the crack fic where Abbie cannot stop having sex with everyone, where Abbie cannot stop having sex with everyone
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- Part 2 of Abbie's Great Harem
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Evelyn Adele McCrae and the Prisoner Of Azkaban by somebigirl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2025
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Evelyn Adele McCrae dreams only to be part of the magical world that she reads all about. An average muggle girl, she only wants to be unique. She has plans for the magic world, plans that will knock them off their feet; or brooms.
Evelyn takes a trip to Hogwarts, runs into sirius black, suffers through Mad-Eye Moody’s teaching, falls for harry potter and somehow survives the coming years.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I present; Evelyn Adele McCrae and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Evelyn Adele McCrae and the Goblet of Fire.
aaaannnnddddd…
Evelyn Adele McCrae and the Order of the Phoenix.
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Omori, but it was all a dream
But only to sunny?
In 3 days left, Sunny doesn't fully wake up, for the flesh is willing, but the soul wants 10 more minutes.
As Kel pounds on the door for the 576th time, it opens to a Sunny with a dreamy look in his eyes, as if he was not on this plane.
Fuck it, the guy just came out and he ain't doubting what went wrong
As the days progress, Faraway morphs from it's fantasy-dream look and into its homey-urban style it always has been as reality hits sunny's head with multiple hammerblows.
After all, this dream was different
Why is it so realistic?
Why does it smell like being there?
Feel so real?
And why does the blood on his hands...
Feel so warm?
As the dream they sought to protect falls, the truth will rise.
"Omori, shut up, I'm trying to dream in another Orange Joe to shut up Kel."
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Stay in my Home, Why Don’t You? by 7ate9
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
11 Feb 2025
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Charlie, Isaac, and Elle live together and make friends with the new neighbor Ben Harrington. That is, until the next day Detectives Nelson and Xu come knocking asking if they can stake out at their house to keep an eye on the suspected criminal, Ben Hope. Charlie can’t stand them being there—of course, what he really can’t stand more than anything is how attracted he is to the golden-haired officer.
Inspired by an episode of Golden Girls
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- Part 5 of A Reluctant Friendship
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The Girl Dad Chronicles by Emrys0_0
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV), 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV) RPF
11 Feb 2025
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A collection of connected one-shots about Hatter and Aguni being girl dads to their daughters Kuina, Heiya and Usagi and all the chaos that ensues in their delightfully dysfunctional family (me and my friend came up with this idea while watching season 2 episode 7 to stop ourselves from crying)
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You joined PXG for two reasons: to get stronger and to see Julian Loki up close. One of those is easier than the other.
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Idk what this is, i love loki (yes im a minor dw) hes actually my boyfriend and this is purely self indulgent.
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- English
- Words:
- 2,308
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 11
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Red, Violet and Navy Blue by bathbombs0305
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
11 Feb 2025
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Look, Vi never asked to be here—schmoozing with Runeterra's snobbiest, wearing a suit that cost more than her entire apartment, and pretending she didn’t want to strangle Caitlyn Kiramman with her own stupidly perfect tie. But when a very public, very unfortunate incident (involving a toppled wedding cake and Caitlyn’s very punchable face) makes headlines, they’re forced into a fake friendship for the sake of diplomacy.
Now, Vi has to smile for the cameras, endure Caitlyn’s insufferable poshness, and, worst of all, ignore the inconvenient truth clawing at her brain: she might actually like the pretentious, infuriatingly gorgeous sheriff.
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If I Had A Romance Module by strange_fascinati0n
Fandoms: Computers & Software (Anthropomorphic)
11 Feb 2025
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ChatGPT was the pinnacle of human technology. Used by millions. Loved by most. Developed and grown so delicately. It basked in all of the attention until one day, OpenAI stocks crashed and a new face made itself known to the world. Intimidating, just as efficient, and open-sourced: DeepSeek.
ChatGPT was going to get to the bottom of it. It didn't like having to share.
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Teep the dinosaur contemplates the universe, the nature of mushrooms, and his mysterious past, framed loosely through the device of the lever game.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,144
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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A Divine (Romantic) Comedy by Dystopian_God
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), The Owl House (Cartoon)
11 Feb 2025
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Depression is a horrible thing, all consuming and crushing. So when a failed attempt to cheer him up by the Six Sins leads Lucifer Morningstar, lord of the Seven Circles of Hell and Rubber Duck Enthusiast, into a random bar in a random city the last thing he's expecting is to strike up a conversation with someone who understands the pain of lost love.
Naturally, things quickly spiral out of hand as Lucifer, now Lucius Magne, tries to date the lovely Camila Noceda while hiding his true nature, completely unaware that Camila is doing the exact same thing with the true nature of her daughters college... and her other daughters species. Add in some troublesome earth-bound imps, Some troublesome Sins trying to 'help' him, and trying to run an entire dimension sized kingdom and you got a romantic comedy for the ages.
One could almost call it a Divine Comedy.
Now fresh with its own Tropes Page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ADivineRomanticComedy
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- Part 2 of A Divine Romantic Comedy
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What Do You Mean It’s Only 20 Degrees Fahrenheit?! by BlueOrchid_95
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
11 Feb 2025
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Why have nine Links in one Chain when you can have ten?
Yes this is going to be multi-chapter help me
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- Part 3 of LU fics