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Harry Potter and the Streak of Insanity by ElHope333
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Feb 2025
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When his name comes out of the goblet of fire, Harry decides he's sick of the adults not stepping in and leaving him to survive in dangerous situations, so he finds a rather unconventional way of getting revenge. How will the Hogwarts staff (and students) cope with a completely insane Boy Who lived? Also, Ron never gets mad about Harry's name coming out of the goblet cause we stan a supportive Ron. The four champions all have a nice bond as well.
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Harry Potter has had enough of the double standards and hypocrisy. He's done nothing but try his best, and it never seems good enough for anyone. He's not dealing with this any longer. No more savior, no more adventures, and no more war. He's going to live how he wishes and no one will stop him.
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[Podfic] 'Dimwits & Dragons' by avaclava by FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), iggygiraffe, meems_toanend, PaperCraneAudiobooks, thedramionearchives (dittanyanddreams) for avaclava (PaperCraneAudiobooks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2025
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This is a multi-voice audio/podfic version of the original fic
Draco discovers the magic of muggle tabletop RPG's and their power to bring people together.
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Draco Malfoy is having a rough go of things. Ominous nightmares, lingering headaches, partial memory loss and the sudden addition of an annoyingly swotty witch in his life who he just can’t seem to be rid of. And, the cherry on top of his shit-filled life? He’s just found out he’s dead.
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Harry and Draco bickering during 8th year and Harry pushes Draco against the wall, says "Wanna say that again, pretty boy?" and they're both glaring at each other until they hear Ron say "Did you just call Malfoy pretty?"
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"You have to marry her."
"But Father… You said you wanted me to have a love marriage, like you and Mother had."
"It’s not 'Father' anymore, Draco, I’ve already told you, it’s 'Don Malfoy' now!" he shouted.
A wave of embarrassment washed over his body, causing him to shiver involuntarily. "But…"
"No more 'but's'. Times have changed. Since the Dark Lord failed, it is our duty to protect our ancestral wizarding traditions from the overwhelming influence of Muggles. And to regain our former power, we need to form an alliance with The Famiglia."
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Or a crack fic in which Lucius thinks he is now a mafioso and therefore wants to marry his son to the daughter of the most powerful magical Mafia. What a surprise for Draco when he finds out that the famous Mafia Princess is none other than Hermione Granger.
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Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley hold hands much to their and everyone else's confusion (except for Dumbledore, he knows too much).
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Draco Malfoy and The Boy Who Lived by moore_of_kylie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2024
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When Draco Malfoy gets his letter of acceptance to Hogwarts, he is thrilled to finally be going to wizarding school. But it's not at all what he expected it to be. The Boy Who Lived has returned from wherever he's been hiding, and a muggle girl (whom he is determined to hate but might just not) is competing with him for top of their class. It's fine, everything's fine. He's the Malfoy Heir, after all. He can handle it. Right?
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Draco Malfoy and His Cousin's Crazy Family (+ Theo) by ModestAuthor (M0Malle)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Nov 2024
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Join Draco Malfoy as he's swept away on an unexpected adventure with his eccentric cousin Matthew Bellevue and his quirky family. After the shocking return of the Dark Lord, Matthew decides to "kidnap" Draco and Theo Nott, whisking them away to the unfamiliar world of Muggle France.
With a famous French model mother, a quiet but observant younger brother, and a well-meaning father, the Bellevue family brings a whirlwind of hilarity and heartwarming moments. As they navigate the wonders and oddities of Muggle life, Draco finds himself questioning everything he knows—and maybe, just maybe, enjoying the ride.
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Read this as a standalone unless you want stuff to stop making sense.Series
- Part 1 of The Morally Greys
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Time was running out. Time was always running out.
Despite his near constant craving for control, Draco had been completely untethered for months. Three, to be exact. Three months dominated by seventeen heart-lurching, mind-bending interruptions. Seventeen jumps, as he called them, since his education at Hogwarts had skipped over all talk of traversing the multiverse. Not that a professor droning on about it in theory would have done him much good.
No, by now, he was quite certain that nothing in this lifetime or the next would’ve ever prepared him for experiencing it in motion.
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A story where the many lives of Draco Malfoy intertwine. Without a say in the matter, he’s spliced from one reality into the next. Set on course for disaster, as he desperately tries to stay afloat and find his way back home.
His only constant in this wretched mess; the impossible, Hermione Jean Granger.
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An Opportunity Not to Be Missed (Draco's Version) by rubygreene
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2024
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Kinktober 2024, Day 11: Seduction
Either Draco is going crazy, or Potter is trying to seduce him.
One of these two things is more likely than the other.
Sequel to yesterday's An Opportunity Not to Be Missed, but it can be read separately. Though, I think it's more satisfying if you have read the first part.
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- Part 11 of Ruby's Kinktober 2024
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The four times Hermione wears her favorite hoodie, and the one time Draco Malfoy-Black does.
Day 7 of Flufftober: Hoodie Day
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Hermione has always had a not-so-secret crush on one Draco Malfoy, and everyone seems to know except for him. Years after they leave Hogwarts and she’s given up on pursuing the man she clearly needs, she starts using a sex service that turns the worker into the clients most desired fantasy. One day, this worker shows up for their scheduled meeting, but when did he get so good at acting like Draco Malfoy?
Day 6 of Flufftober with smut: Mistaken Identity
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The Muggleborns are on the house, baby! by Zeraplus_Palta
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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Just a bunch of Muggleborn students, including Harry and Hermione, messing with the teachers and purebloods of Hogwarts because they can and it's absolutely hilarious.
They cite quotes from Mean Girls, Shrek, sing Disney songs, and dance popular dances that leave every pureblood dumbstruck, not knowing exactly how to react. Draco Malfoy get's to see Harry's more muggle side, and seeing his smile after saying a reference of a muggle show or something, he can't help the little butterflied that fly inside his stomach.Or in simple words, a bunch of pinterest posts that I decided to extend into longer stories, add plot, and insert a bit of Drarry.
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“I call bullshit!” Draco announced.
Harry stared at him when he didn’t elaborate. “…On what?”
“All of it!” Draco replied, waving his arms for emphasis.
Or: the prologue to a chaotic time-travel fix-it fic I may never actually write
*edit: part five is currently in progress
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- Part 1 of unrelated hp one-shots
- Part 1 of operation save baby ogden
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Dimwits & Dragons by avaclava (PaperCraneAudiobooks)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Sep 2024
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Draco discovers the magic of muggle tabletop RPG's and their power to bring people together.
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The titles says it all
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- English
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- Kudos:
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A little something I wanted to do and please tell me how I can get better at writing stories!
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Draco is forced to pair up with Hermione Granger during a potions class where they have to brew Amortentia from memory. Everything is going fantastic. Granger isn't being a complete pain in her quest to befriend all the Slytherins. They've brewed a perfect potion, now they just have to wait for the final steps. Draco saved the entire class from having Neville's potion explode on them. And then the finish the potion and he smells it. Smell them. What's a Slytherin to do except pack his bags and run from the room?
Or Draco and Hermione are put together as potion partners and asked to brew amortentia. Draco realizes he smells Hermione and Theo and gets embarrassed.
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Draco Malfoy seemed to be the perfect person for subtle acts of intimacy that replaced a true lover. Instead of needing to guess if she was attractive enough to want, he would worship her body in ways that proved she was wanted. The way his lips would crash into hers .. she didn’t need to bolt from him. They were casual, would stay casual and once Hogwarts ended, he would get his perfect pureblood wife. And Hermione … would stay Hermione. And despite something chewing at her for more. It would be like digging two graves , and having one gun. It would end in a gruesome society murder - suicide / basically overhearing her own final Will and testimony of the person who broke the Pureblood Prince . Draco was perfect because she knew he didn’t want this.
“Besides. You and I have to have a talk first .” He would express. Her face scrunches , mostly out of confusion as the bronze of her eyes shines brighter and more determined.