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Unlikely Feelings by moribix
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), World of Darkness (Games)
10 Feb 2025
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Knox Harrington and Vandal Cleaver were never meant to be friends.
They certainly weren’t meant to develop feelings for one another.
Several months after forming a strange, new friendship they find themselves targeted by a mysterious ghoul-killer haunting Los Angeles. They must ally themselves with the other ghouls of LA to stay alive, while also navigating the undeniable feelings growing between them.Series
- Part 2 of Unlikely
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Daniel starts the groundwork for another risky interview.
Armand doesn't forget.
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- Part 6 of asyndeton
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Duck Syndrome:
When you try and create an illusion of a perfect life but are working hard under the surface to keep it all together.ˋ°•*⁀➷
“I’m your mentor, Q.” Q says, fighting a blush. He’s grateful when Wilbur’s free hand cautiously takes the feather. He twists the item in between his fingers, watching it spin like a helicopter seed. “For your hair.” Q explains, pointing at his own head, nerves growing as Wilbur stares at the feather in disbelief. “To match your sweater.”
“And what does my mentor do, other than bring me feathers?”
Q’s heart stutters momentarily as the feather is tucked behind Wilbur’s ear. His caramel eyes find his own once more. This time, Q smiles with confidence, ignoring the approaching peacekeepers. His time may be up, but they’ll leave him alone soon enough. Once they recognize the face of the surrogate son of the monster that signs their pay checks. It pays to be a lookalike, and the Quackity name holds enough weight yet.
“Help you win.”
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- Part 1 of The Lab Rat Saga
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《瘾者幸运日》
报纸上刊登着连环谜语，解答者可获得重金奖励。嗜钱如命的罗斯洛克为了拿到奖励，决定带上混沌度日、沉迷自杀体验的莱尔。
“你一个人独吞所有钱不好吗？为什么非得带上我……”
“我142天之后就会死掉，你得帮我收尸，这很重要。”
罗斯洛克（攻）x莱尔（受）
恶徒/剧情向/荒诞/端水视角/我流冷幽默/非常纯爱
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When you have to start your life again and again and again, you get used to letting go. But how can you let go of the first you ever loved?
or, Jake encounters someone that reminds him of his past lover.
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Modern Warfare: Amazone Legacy by bj_18_04, Northy_Sketchz
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
10 Feb 2025
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"Why are we slogging through this jungle again?" Ghost grumbled. The sun was blazing, but the leaves overhead gave some relief.
"Os Animais... We need their help," Price replied, a serious edge to his words. "Laswell's convinced they've got something important."
Approaching a beat-up runway, the air felt charged.The place seemed forgotten, reclaimed by the jungle. Price scanned the area, a mix of determination and caution on his face.
"There's more to Os Animais than we know. Something big," he said, the mystery hanging thick in the air. The mission just got a lot murkier as they moved forward, into the unknown.
Near the runway, two figures diligently worked on a helicopter. Metallic clinks and muffled voices filled the air, adding a new layer of intrigue.
Ghost squinted, exchanging a glance with Price and the rest of 141. "Who are they?" he whispered.U have to make connections between the multiple povs!
It's an alternate universe in the MWII reboot, I'm trying to keep it as canon as possible. -
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A small little collection of creepy, horrid, humorous and spooky little poems inspired by the Halloween season that I decided to finally upload here. Enjoy, folks! And feel free to suggest ideas for poems.
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"Run away, you lemon."
"THE WRATH OF GOD" fic but it's an alternative universe with an alternative ending and also more detailed 😛!!!!! this is a alternate version of my own work, because I wanted to and because it's funny.
The illustrations are made by me :3 Look out for Easter Eggs inside of the fic!RECOMENDATION: Read this fic on a Laptop or computer! Most Easter eggs can only be seen that way.
And like I always say, WARNING: IF YOU'RE PRO-ISRAEL/PRO-EDEN I RECOMMEND NOT READING THIS WORK. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
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Adored by ArchitectofSorrow
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Dark Avengers (Comic)
10 Feb 2025
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A Dark Reign AU: Following the events of Civil War and Secret Invasion, Steve Rogers is dead, & Tony Stark has been completely disgraced. While Norman Osborn is considered a worldwide hero. Norman and his group of 'reformed' supervillains are put in charge of the top levels of American security. Norman rebrands them as his Avengers, but realizes that there is essential element missing. He needs someone who will be 'the heart' of his team - the Captain America to his Iron Man. Norman's sights are set on his estranged son, Harry. 'The boy' objects at first, but after some coaxing and light threats, Harry agrees to stand with his father and become a beacon of hope as the superhero 'American Son.'
Opposing Norman are the New Avengers - a group of superheroes turned fugitives - who seek to put an end to Norman's reign.
POV characters: Harry Osborn, Norman Osborn, Daken Akihiro, Peter Parker, Karla Sofen, Jessica Drew, Carol Danvers, Logan, Bob Reynolds
(Note: While my main inspiration is the 616 comics, there are some changes, and it's my intention to write the story so that it can be easily read by comic book readers and non-comic book readers alike.)
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Guns, Daggers and My Sweet Little Berry by moonfox281
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days
10 Feb 2025
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Dick had forgotten how large this man was. Had forgotten how he used to have to duck down when getting into Dick’s bedroom. Forgotten how easily he pinned Dick against the wall.
Had almost been able to forget about him completely.
"There you are, darling.”
Dar– Darling???
“What the…” Dick stuttered. He certainly didn’t hear it wrong, right?
Did this mafia bastard really just call him Darling?
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- Part 3 of The odd of love
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Laszlo and Anya must learn to raise the Baby Colin Robinson, and stand strong against interferences; old lovers, the EVCoCR (Energy Vampire Council of Child Rearing), someone trying to take over the Council. Some of these are the same thing. When their housemates return, Nandor, Nadja and Guillermo will discover that everything has fallen apart even more than they could have anticipated.
Starting between S3 and S4 with some timeskips to/throughout S4 & 5. Episode plots will appear throughout divergence.
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- Part 2 of Out Of This World
- Language:
- English
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- 2,560
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- 1/?
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in which aether is a depressed BAMF with a oversized steak knife by Link_The_Legend_Of_Zelda
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Feb 2025
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basicaly a continuation of https://archiveofourown.org/works/48804943/chapters/123116422
but ima try to write my own take on the first chapters so its kinda a continuaton?
eh im trying!
but i suck at writing and got me no beta reader
i put aether through a lot so i can write him breaking down and then someone (i dunno who yet tho) can help him
also
my humor sucks but heres the intro:featuring a depressed BAMF who can and will kick the unknown god's ass with his fists (a.k.a. aether), klee (giving jean a headache), jean with a headace, lisa cheering on klee from the sidelines, amused kaeya watching froom a corner while 'drinking wine ominiously', emergency food paimon, bennet just trying his best, and a good dose of chaos.
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𓆩♡𓆪 My lovers are here to stay and they won't leave!! 𓆩♡𓆪 by sp1d3
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
10 Feb 2025
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In progress...
Isagi's crazy adventure to (un)claim his (13?) lovers who somehow came to his world to either trap him, wedlock him etc ♡.
Since ya guys like it I did another ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
Make sure to add in ideas for future ideas if you'd like, I'll look through them and credit you if I use it ( • ̀ω•́ )✧Series
- Part 2 of Isagi's 14 Craze Lovers
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听说名字会影响一个人的命运，如果有人的英文名叫Steve，会像那首歌唱的那样吗：
I could've wished a thousand wishes,
For this night I can't believe,
That it's finally me and you and you and me,
Just us and your friend Steve～
Why he is always here?
随着经典的音乐响起，让我们欢迎汪顺Steve，让他向我们讲述自己这些年来当You和当Steve的故事！* 业务能力不在线的轻喜剧，想写脱口秀逐字稿却宛若一集万万没想到（不幽默版）；
* 内含以顺为中心向周边蔓延的各种cp大乱炖，囊括bl/gl/bg，请注意避雷；
* ooc，作者不是顺公但这里顺大部分时间在攻（精神意义上），人设贴膜如下：万人迷1，一个隐藏的2b，只想成为一个人的3（自愿的）与0（被迫的）；
* 你顺你杨的黑称黑料乱飞，但都只是玩笑，觉得冒犯是我的问题，对不起。
* 请勿上升真人…请勿上升真人…请勿上升真人…我求求大家了…
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- Part 2 of 瓜泳观察日志
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In the hallowed halls of Seoul University, Kim Ga On is a young and idealistic law student struggling to find his place. Enter Kang Yo Han, a brilliant yet enigmatic professor with a reputation as fearsome as his intellect. When Ga On finds himself caught in Yo Han's web of high-stakes debates, hidden motives, and moral dilemmas, the lines between mentor and student begin to blur. As university politics, corruption, and secrets unravel around them, Ga On must decide how far he's willing to go for justice—and whether Yo Han is his salvation or his undoing.
Warning characters are not mine besides ocs
I am not an expert on Korean law. I however am studying forensic science investigation and criminology in the uk. So the criminology corruption and other similar issues will likely be dealt with that in mind.Series
- Part 1 of The Devil’s Labyrinth
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In a Soviet military base, two towering brothers—Vladislav, a violent, unhinged war machine, and Vladimir, an elegant yet suspiciously angelic Colonel—struggle to coexist without causing too many international incidents. Between brutal punishments, celestial storms, and a six-year-old with too much curiosity, chaos is inevitable.
War is hell, but family? Somehow worse
An Original Series made up with OCs.
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Summary: It was a dark and dreary night, and then the Butler arrived, also known as caretaker Filch, and tracked in the unmentionables. (Three-headed dogs should’ve never been allowed at Hogwarts.) There was dinner guest to be had and served. (Not in a cannibalistic, Hannibalistic way mind you.) A Mr. A. BODY was found somewhere, murder by someone with flames on the side of their face, from breathing, breathless, having last breath or something, and now we have a Who-Dunnit, Golden-Trio murder mystery to be had.
None of this may be in fic, or maybe it will be, but had to have a summary of sorts I suppose. Book canon, what’s canon? Or fanon anymore.
Prompt picked at the end notes.
I don’t suggest looking for em unless you want to be spoiled.
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No Refunds on Ghost Marriages by 831Tea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Feb 2025
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Lan Sizhui would like to file a complaint, but the afterlife has a strict policy:
No refunds on ghost marriages.
Lan Sizhui has a lot more to worry about than just his undead husband’s charm—or the way his heart seems to ignore the fact that this marriage was never supposed to happen.
’Til undeath do us part? Yeah. About that…
👻=💀=🐉=🏮=🐦🔥=💀=👻
“Death was easy.” Wei Wuxian drawled, lounging beside him with a grin that was far too smug for someone who technically no longer had a pulse. “But marriage? Now that’s a real struggle.”
Lan Sizhui inhaled deeply, staring up at the heavens as if searching for divine intervention. “I survived night hunts, resentful spirits, and years of rigorous Lan discipline… but now I have to survive being married to Wei Wuxian? Heaven help me.”
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- Part 5 of RarePairing Stories
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Crimson Rivers by Bizarrestars [Traduzione: Italiano] by Faithinthestars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2025
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Regulus Black aveva quindici anni la prima volta che il suo nome venne chiamato durante la mietitura. Ne ha venticinque quando succede di nuovo. Molte cose sono cambiate in questi anni, ed una di queste è che Regulus è pronto a fare qualsiasi cosa per tornare a casa. Nessuno riuscirà a fermarlo. Nemmeno James Potter.
James Potter non ha nessuna intenzione di fermare Regulus Black. Il suo piano, in realtà, è fare esattamente il contrario. Ha le sue ragioni per aver scelto di far in modo che sia Regulus ad uscire dall’ arena, sapendo che questa sarà l’ultima cosa che farà in vita sua.
Sirius Black aveva sedici anni quando si offrì volontario per andare al posto del suo fratellino nell’arena. A ventisei anni, senza la possibilità di poterlo fare di nuovo, non ha altra scelta se non di quella di diventare il mentore di suo fratello e del suo migliore amico, consapevole del fatto che solo uno tra i due potrà tornare a casa.
Due nomi chiamati, un mentore sull’orlo del baratro e una serie di segreti e dolori che non sanno come affrontare. Nessuno di loro è preparato per quello che succederà, né per le cose che tutti saranno disposti a fare per uscirne vivi.
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An enclosed university where cypresses grow as fast as tumours in a dying body. In it, a student with an elitism intolerance who carries a pop gun. Almost shot from it, a French Literature professor with ambiguous ethics and a dead cat in her briefcase. Together, while unravelling each other's tainted minds, they spiral into visceral madness, nihilism, and homoerotic torture.