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Isak groaned and pushed at Chris’ body until said man rolled off of him. “I still have no idea how you're so heavy.”
Chris gave a huff of laughter and moved a hand behind his head for leverage. “Probably this dick.”
A snort met his words. “I'm sure,” He murmured, turning on his side with a groan and laying his head on Chris’ chest.
“So… What do you plan on doing later?”
Chris only shrugged. “Probably party with the guys.”
Silence met his words so he just closed his eyes in thought. Isak scrunched his fingers on Chris’ chest and closed his eyes for a couple seconds before opening them once more and looked up at Chris’ face.
Just as he opened his mouth, he couldn't help grimacing when he felt the tell-tale signs of Chris’ cum flowing out of his entrance.
“I… think we should start wearing condoms again. It's such a bitch to keep cleaning cum from my ass.”
Chris only huffed out a breath and opened his eyes. “Hmm…”
Isak only rolled his eyes at him then got up from his position on Chris’ chest to straddle his hips. “You know, I've been thinking.”
Raising an eyebrow at him in curiosity, Chris maintained eye contact with him for all of three seconds before he frowned. “Isak, what the fuck?! You're getting my dick wet and not in a fucking good way! Get up!”
Smirking down at him, Isak only clamped his knees down onto the bed and bent forward so that his ass was a couple centimetres above Chris’ dick. “It's yours so you really shouldn't be bothered by it.”
Chris only glared at him in response. “Isak.”
Isak only shrugged and sent his hand behind him to grab Chris’ dick only to position the head to play around in his leaking rim.
“It's yours.”
…
It was two hours later that they showered and dressed, they only took that long because Chris wanted to go another round in the shower and who was Isak to refuse him? Afterwards Chris had to help him clean cum out of his ass so it was a win-win situation.
Ha.
“You know… I feel sorry for you if you have to do that every time we have Sex.”
Isak rolled his eyes at and continued drying his hair; he ignored Chris who gripped his hips and began smattering kisses along his neck. “You know… ” He started, nipping behind Isak’s ear.
Isak’s sighed. “What do I know?”
Chris chuckled against his neck, sucking a brilliant hickey while at it before pulling away. “You know… I was thinking about something the other day.”
Groaning exasperatedly, Isak connected their eyes in mirror. “Are you going to tell me what anytime soon or do I have to guess?”
He received a slap to the arse for his troubles.
“Weeellll… I was thinking, maybe you can… come to the party later with me.”
Isak breathed out deeply and turned his head to look into Chris’ eyes properly. “Hell no, remember what happened last time?”
Flashback
Isak looked around the entire room, phone nestled in his palms and eyes widened in surprise as William was casually fingering some girl next to the staircase; he immediately turned away when said man caught his gaze and winked at him.
‘What the fuck?’ He thought comically, eyes gravitating towards Chris who was heading his way with two beers in his hands.
“Hey baby, quick question. What did the banana say to the vibrator?”
Isak rolled his eyes. Here comes another one of his lame jokes. “I don't know Chris, what?”
By now, Chris had already reached him and sat down next to him, passing him one of the beers. “Okay get this… The banana said ‘Why the fuck are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!’ Get it?” He finished, laughing loudly, slapping his hand against his leg while taking a gulp of his beer.
Isak bit his lip and chuckled softly, looking at Chris with a tender look in his eye while the other continued laughing.
The joke wasn't that funny but looking at the way Chris’ eyes lightened as he laughed, Isak couldn't help but humor him.
“Fuck, baby!”
Isak’s eyes focused on where Chris had spilled beer on himself and he couldn't help the snort which left his nose and because of that, Chris’ attention focused on him.
“You think this is funny huh?”
Isak nodded, laughing even more at the outraged look on his face.
Chris’ eyes stayed narrowed at him before a grin overcame his face which Isak didn't notice.
Without a second thought, he reached over and pulled Isak closer before pulling him onto his lap, laughing when said boy began squirming and making outraged noises.
“Chris, come on!” He yelped, trying and failing miserably to get up off his boyfriend's lap.
“Chris,” He whined. “Come on! I'm wet!”
Chris laughed and without further ado, he pushed his left hand into Isak’s pants. “You're not wet… But you will be!”
End of Flashback
“You fucking fingered me on that couch in front of everybody! Do you know how fucking embarrassing that was?”
Chris just smirked at him. “Nobody was paying us any attention, baby. Everyone was high as fuck.”
Isak snorted and turned around in Chris’ arms until they were face-to-face. “Well, William sure wasn't ‘High as fuck’ as you thought,” He replied, putting air-quotes around the words.
“Oh? Why?”
“Because everytime he saw me, he kept jabbing two fingers through a hole he made with his index and thumb.” Isak pouted at Chris as said man chuckled at his plight.
“Baby, William is just… well, William. You know he loves pissing people off.” He brought both hands towards Isak’s face and caressed his cheeks. “Enough talk about other men, I'm getting jealous and horny.”
Isak rolled his eyes and before he could reply, Chris leaned forward and connected their lips; he wrapped his arms around Chris’ neck and pulled him closer.
Moaning was heard as Chris dominated their kiss and Isak could only surrender to the onslaught.
…
After a steamy makeout session, they had went their separate ways. Isak went home to the flat he shared with Linn, Eskild and sporadically Noora and Chris went… wherever Chris goes. Probably meeting up with his crew… He didn't really know… Okay maybe he did but whatever.
He was currently lying on his bed, bored out of his mind after browsing porn sites, looking for new positions that him and Chris could try.
Sitting up slowly, he leaned against his headboard and pulled out his phone, mindful of the computer on his lap.
He decided to browse through Facebook. It's been a while since he logged on, what with school and all. Yawning loudly, he used his thumb to scroll upward, liking pictures and video along the way.
It wasn't long before he stumbled upon an old picture of William and Noora. He sighed softly and opened the comments.
He really felt sorry for Noora but at least everything is going a bit smooth now. Not to say he got his life together, he didn't. With Chris in College they had their fair share of fights and it didn't help that a majority of the Penetrators are going to the same College so you could imagine the outcome.
He read through the comments to before stumbling upon Chris’ name and he bit his lip and tapped his picture, immediately directed to his profile page. He smiled as he looked at Chris profile picture. It was an old pic, precisely a couple hours after he had just gotten Isak to help him dye his hair.
He was still in the checkered blue and black shirt with a large hickey on display at the side of his neck, courtesy of Isak.
It wasn't long before he realised that he was looking at the ‘Add friend’ button.
“Hmm, I thought we were friends,” He murmured softly, pressing the button before he forgot.
Afterwards, he exited Facebook, went into messages and tapped Chris’ name.
<3 Chris <3
Baby
He waited a couple minutes before he got his reply. Chris was always on his phone so for his not to reply immediately he had to be very very busy, even in class he would answer so for him to not answer his phone then Isak would know it was something really important.
<3 Chris <3
Sup?
Add me on Facebook
Lol
Why?
That's a really stupid question to ask, but… if you must know, it's because I'm your fucking boyfriend.
I mean, come on Chris
You can't see it but I'm rolling my eyes right now. I don't understand why adding you on fb matters
It's not like you're not the only one who sits on my dick
Chris
Christoffer Schistad
I sent you a friend request, accept it and change your relationship status while you're at it.
I really don't care that your friend list is full, you better delete one of those sluts… You know what, why don't you delete all those girls who are still trying to hook up with you.
Srsly Issy?
Thats pretty over-the-top
It's not like I'm humoring anyone
Let me ask you a question
Who is your boyfriend of three years?
Me right?
I'm sure you just love fucking me, don't you?
I'm also sure that you don't want me to log into your account and message every last one of those sluts who has been hitting on you.
Hopefully, I don't see any message of you actually giving them the impression that you're available.
Baby…
Chill
Chill…
You're blowing this way outta proportion
I'll accept your request so jump off my dick
…
Wait… Ignore my last message, I love having you on my dick
To answer your question, I mostly ignore messages from any chicks looking to hook up
I'm not an idiot to let three years go down the drain for a meaningless fuck when I can make love to you anytime I want
I love you Issy
Only you
Oooo since when are you so sappy?
I love you too
Cheating doesn't make sense most of the time
It took a while before I finally trusted you and I know how much that hurt you but I just can't help myself sometimes.
You're too sexy for your own good
Yeah… it did hurt
But that's behind us
And… a guy can't have too much compliments
Maybe we can make-up, kiss, fuck, fuck again and one last time but maybe add another fuck in there just to even it out a bit.
You sure are one piece of work, Chris
But, you love me anyway
Hmm… if you say so :)
Who are you trying to fool?
You love me, but I don't need you to tell me cause I already know
Want me to come over?
Haven't you done enough?
One can never have enough Sex, Isak
Especially me
Because you're a fiend
A sexy, talented fiend if I do say so myself
Plus, you love it when I wreck you
Hmm…
You can't fool me, Isak
Your body is like an instrument
You need to know how to tune it before you can play it properly and I'm already at professional level
I know exactly how to play your body, how to make you needy and wanton,
how to make you cry from pleasure and how to have you begging to cum
Chris
God! Don't you have any filters?
Jeez
Lol
Are you getting wet so quickly?
I need to finger you first, remember?
Chris, stop
We are not having Sex until you invest in some condoms
I know it's been at least two years since we went without condoms but as I said, cleaning cum out my hole is a bitch
Fuck, I totally forgot
I feel sorry for you, do you really have to do that every time?
Duh… Chris, dry cum is even harder to clean out. It's easier to do it a couple minutes after
How?
You're even more tired than I am after Sex and I do all the fucking
Just how?
Oh I don't know! Do you really think that all I do is just lie there and take it?
Well… yeah
Ughh
Chris do you realise how tiring it is to have to push back against all your caveman like thrusts?
Do you even realise how it feels to be fucked to the point of oversensitivity?
Ugh, no?
No to everything
Chris!
What? How would I know if you don't tell me?
Well maybe if you paid attention to me rather than think about Sex all the time then you would know
Okay, okay
No need to throw a hissy fit OVER TEXT
Isak Valtersen, please enlighten me
Well…if you must know, it ain't no walk in the fucking park
Do you realise how sensitive someone can get after experiencing back to back orgasms?
My body is so sensitive that I really don't get down from my high quickly.
And Lastly, maybe you should STOP fucking into me after we cum!
Damn, baby
I feel kinda bad for you
And no, I don't ever want to know what it feels like to bottom
I have my beautiful and amazing boyfriend to thank for that :)
Part of the experience is for my dick to stay inside of you to plug you up! I can't really help myself if it continues moving
That has got to be the lamest excuse I have ever heard in all my years of living…
well, then again there was that time Magnus tried to convince us that the reason he was walking funny after hooking up with Vilde
was because he sat on a cactus plant
Anyway! You get my point! A man's dick can't just move on its own!
And how would you know that it doesn't?
Everyone has different dicks
No dick is ever identical
Oh my God! Chris, you really are a fine piece of work
Just look at that nonsense you just wrote!
Do you think dicks are sentient or something? Maybe they're from the planet dicks r’ us where every dick is custom made
ROFL
Every dick may not be the same but I'm sure they don't suddenly start moving on their own without some help!
This convo is getting so ridiculous, I sound like a damn idiot
I am so not answering that, I love not being in the dog house
And lets just hop off dicks…
Get it?
Well, it doesn't apply to me but you get the point… or the tip
Hahahaha
Ha ha ha, I'm absolutely dying of laughter. Please, someone come save me
Sarcasm doesn't suit you
Really? Who would've guessed
Srsly? Stop
Why? We're having such a swell conversation :)
Isak, stop it
You know what? I'm coming over
What a pity
I sure hope that was Sarcasm because I'm gonna wreck you so bad
Can't wait, I'm practically quivering in my boots. Ohh, The terror!
Okay, now that's overdoing it!
Its on, Isak Valtersen!
Like Donkey Kong?
What? What the fuck, Isak?!
I'm coming over now
Haha okay, baby
I just couldn't help myself
I love you :)
For real this time
Isak bit his lip and waited for Chris’ reply but it never came and he couldn't help but snort. The guy really couldn't handle jokes.
Powering down his laptop, he placed it down beside him before reverting his attention back to his phone after it buzzed in his hand.
Opening up the notification, he couldn't help but smile. Chris had accepted his request and sent him a relationship request which he happily accepted.
He sighed and exited Facebook to open up messaging. Before he could type out a reply to Chris, he received a message.
<3 Chris <3
Yeah, yeah
Love you too, Issy