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DISCORDKITTENHANGOUTMFS
# welcome
} weknowwhoyouare just slid into the server.
} myloveforeverhesintomeiswear just hopped into the server.
} XDFUNNY just landed.
} strawberryjaem joined the party.
} walkingscream appeared.
} Welcome, simpfr. We hope you brought pizza.
# general
acen.1: i got bored of our stupid groupchat soz
XDFUNNY: literally nobody asked
walkingscream: fr hyuck you’re so goofy
simpfr: literally a walking L
acen.1: eat my foot
myloveforeverhesintomeiswear: no one here wants foot fungus in their mouth
acen.1: WE GOT MARRIED YOU SHOULD BACK ME UP
myloveforeverhesintomeiswear: u say that as if it even happened
myloveforeverhesintomeiswear: mf i was joking you think id marry ur ass?
acen.1: MIC UP GAY ASS
weknowwhoyouare: you should give up
strawberryjaem: is everyone just gonna ignore their name
XDFUNNY: he won’t change them no matter how much we complain
simpfr: just become a victorian chimney sweeper ez
XDFUNNY: literally what are you even saying atp
walkingscream: my name is the only accurate one
weknowwhoyouare: i feel so bad for jaemin dude look at that poor creature’s name
myloveforeverhesintomeiswear: CREATURE 💀
} strawberryjaem is typing…
simpfr: bro has been typing for 7 minutes and 36 seconds
walkingscream: he’s rewriting the margarine car or smth
XDFUNNY: bro 💀
walkingscream: fuck you want gayass
XDFUNNY: magna carta.
strawberryjaem: i hope you step on a thumbtack and then you cant pull it out and you’re forced to live with the pain of having a thumbtack in ur stupid little foot but then your charger doesn’t work unless you have bend it to a certain angle. furthermore you walk downstairs and instead of a takeaway your mum pulls out a frozen pizza from the freezer and when you grab your yoghurt from the fridge to eat instead you open it and there’s a layer of water on it.
weknowwhoyouare: …
weknowwhoyouare: MIC THE FUCK UP
strawberryjaem: IK YOUR FLAT HEAD ASS IS NOT TALKING
weknowwhoyouare: YOU LITERALLY DO AEGYO FOR FUN. YOU ARE 22 YEARS OLD.
strawberryjaem: YOU UNIRONICALLY PRETEND TO BE SPIDER-MAN
weknowwhoyouare: YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF EATING STRAWBERRIES GROW THE FUCK UP
strawberryjaem: ass eater.
weknowwhoyouare: kys
simpfr: that was amazing
simpfr: do it again
XDFUNNY: don’t think that’s a good idea man
simpfr: y
XDFUNNY: jaemin is just looking out of a window rn, he looks kinda depressed
XDFUNNY: THERE’S A TEAR ROLLING DOWN HIS CHEEK
walkingscream:
simpfr: AINT NO WAY 💀
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: 💀💀💀
weknowwhoyouare: THATS FR HIM RN
acen.1: thats kinda the point bro
acen.1: you’re kinda fucking stupid
weknowwhoyouare: you love me fr tho
acen.1: well ye that’s kinda the point
simpfr: id say the f word but i ain’t homophobic and i’m a man 💪
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: you’re the most delusional person ik
acen.1: ong that’s what ive been saying
XDFUNNY: the f word?
XDFUNNY: you mean like
XDFUNNY: fart
simpfr: you thought we’d find that hilaaaaaarious
simpfr: mic up unfunny mf like actually
walkingscream: 💀
simpfr: ok it was kinda funny
acen.1: omg ain’t no way this mf is serious
XDFUNNY: cannot believe you asked me to actually mic up
XDFUNNY: that’s craaaaaaazy
} vc: MIC UP OOOOOOO
} XDFUNNY has joined vc.
simpfr: okay
simpfr: lowkey wasn’t expecting that but let’s gooooooo
} simpfr has joined vc.
walkingscream: i hope ji destroys the shit out of jeno tbh
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: awwwww
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: you even have a nickname for him how cute
walkingscream: bro stfu
weknowwhoyouare: bros fr been exposed
walkingscream: yall are little shits
acen.1: look who’s talking tbh
walkingscream: you wanna fight bitch
acen.1: id love to but i have better things to do x
walkingscream: gay
strawberryjaem: you’re literally self projecting
walkingscream: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
strawberryjaem: i’m no therapist but lets be honest dude
strawberryjaem: you have a little itty bitty witty diddy crush
kh1000le & na.jaemin0813 private dm:
kh1000le: dude?
kh1000le: HES ON THE SERVER
na.jaemin0813: i know
kh1000le: why are you calling me out then
na.jaemin0813: bc he probably knows by nuw
na.jaemin0813: *now
kh1000le: he fr doesn’t
na.jaemin0813: how
kh1000le: imma send you an ss hold on
} kh1000le sent an image.
} kh1000le & jisung.park2002 private dm
jisung.park2002: ye i have no one to go w
kh1000le: me neither tbh
kh1000le: wanna go together maybe?
jisung.park2002: sure
jisung.park2002: u mean as friends?
kh1000le: nah
jisung.park2002: wow zhong chenle u are one bold mf
jisung.park2002: it’s kinda working on me
kh1000le: 🤭
jisung.park2002: made my balls tingle fr
kh1000le: NOT THE BALLS BRO
} kh1000le & na.jaemin0813 private dm:
na.jaemin0813: ok ye why the fuck do you have a crush on this dude
na.jaemin0813: i mean ye he’s my adopted son but like pls find better
na.jaemin0813: he rlly said “made my balls tingle” wtf is this dude on
kh1000le: you are ignoring the point.
kh1000le: HE DOES THIS SHIT AND THEN SAYS HE’S JK IDK WHAT TO DO
na.jaemin0813: so are you gonna go with him to whatever it was that you wanted to
kh1000le: well, i was gonna but you see
kh1000le: i’m a pussy
na.jaemin0813: who cares you’ve already asked him and he said yes so what’s stopping you atp
kh1000le: you’re right
kh1000le: don’t fuel my delusions though i might actually become so delusional you will hate me
na.jaemin0813: who says i like you anyway
kh1000le:
na.jaemin0813: I’M SORRY BBY I DIDNT MEAN TO
kh1000le: my penis broke in half 💔
na.jaemin0813: 😔 rip
} jisung.park2002 sent a dm.
kh1000le: FUCK