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Somehow Gavin managed to wake up before the android this time. A beam of sun shone through the window, highlighting his boyfriend’s perfect features. It was expected for Niles to be completely still, like a corpse, as he had seen once before.
However, this time was completely different; it was as if the tin can had adapted Gavin’s behavior; There was a rhythmic rise and fall to Niles’ chest... and he could hear some kind of...grinding sound.
Good god! Niles was grinding his teeth! Which means that Gavin must do that too! A moment later, the grinding ceased. At least it didn’t last long.
The detective heard another noise coming out of the android. It was faint, but he could hear... snoring? His boyfriend was snoring! Thank fuck he didn’t snore too loud. As if that would bother the android.
Even though Niles was basically mimicking Gavin’s behavior, he could feel a softness from it. It was their first day off in a while, so Gavin could lay here all day watching his companion.
But something started to stir within him... the Taco Bell he insisted on eating right before bed. Instinctively, he knew that it wasn’t just gas.
Gavin shot up and made a beeline to the bathroom without bothering to close the door because there just wasn’t any time.
Not a second too soon, he had seated himself before the first splatter. “Aughh!” He closed his eyes and groaned as he felt the spasm and release.
Upon opening his eyes, he saw the fucking tin can watching him. “The fuck are you looking at?” Gavin groaned.
“I’m looking at my handsome boyfriend.” Niles smiled while his tone was completely deadpan.
“Well, can’t you see that I’m taking a fucking shit?!” Gavin pointed out.
“I can see that, Detective Reed. I’ve never gotten the opportunity to watch as you usually keep the door closed when ‘going about your business.’” Niles made air quotes. “I took the open door as an invitation to observe.”
“Well it wasn’t a fucking invitation dipshit! I didn’t have any god damn time before I shit on the floor!”
“It must have been that processed food you ate late night. Did you know that the beef tacos you ate didn’t even contain any beef whatsoever? It’s actually derived from a powder that’s-”
“I didn’t fucking ask you about the ingredients in my fucking food, tin can! Why don’t you just shut the fuck up and close the door before I-” Reed failed to finish his sentence before the second wave of splatters shot their way out “FU-UGHCK!”
When the human opened his eyes again, he saw his boyfriend smiling at him with such tenderness... it was sickening. “I love you.” Niles said tenderly.
Gavin’s heart sunk at that...despite the situation; he failed to fight off his smile as he muttered, “I love you too, asshole.” At that moment, one of his cats, a Siamese, waltzed into the bathroom and snuggled herself up in the human’s boxers between his legs, curled up into a fuzzy ball and began purring. “Neither of you get the concept of personal space!”
In reaction to that, Niles burst out into a laughing fit. In the past Gavin had heard him let out a slight chuckle here and there, but this was the first time hearing him legitimately laugh. The laughter was so contagious that Gavin could not resist the urge to laugh right there with him. However, the belly laugh got the third spasm to occur, and that’s when the major release happened. “Ahaha OWWW! OWW! FUCKING SHIT!”
Niles moved towards Gavin and lay a gentle kiss on his cheek and made sentiment, “I’m so glad to have met you; you changed my life.”
“Weird thing to say while I’m taking a shit, but okay.” Gavin took a sigh, “I’m glad to have met you too. Now can you at least leave me alone while I wipe? I don’t want you detecting the composition of my shit.”
“Sure thing, Gavin.”
“Oh and take the damn cat with you!”
Niles complied, but the cat had much protest as she yowled and clung desperately to Gavin’s boxers with her claws. “Fucking hell Sophie, you don’t have to be so god damn dramatic! Fine, just leave her. You two are both nosy as fuck!”
The android released the cat and turned away from Gavin.
“And... I wouldn’t have it any other way.” Gavin made sentiment.
Niles turned back towards him and grinned sheepishly.
Gavin gestured at his face, “Kiss me, dumbass!”
[The End]