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Tank
D.va - def straight
Doomfist - straight
Junker Queen - she has hoes
Mauga - straight asf
Orisa - no
Ramattra - who knows
Reinhardt - straight
Roadhog - “i dont wanna talk about it” (is always seen w junkrat)
Sigma - straight old man doesn't even know what sex is
Winston - no
Wrecking Ball - absolutely not
Zarya - probably a lil fruity
Damage
Ashe - def giving bisexual vibes
Bastion - nuh uh
Cassidy - he’s a lil fruity but also loves his women
Echo - she’ll try anything once
Genji - straight
Hanzo - just like cassidy a lil fruity but loves his women
Junkrat - twink
Mei - who cares
Pharah - canon lesbian
Reaper - homophobic homosexual
Sojourn - straight probably
Soldier: 76 - canon gay
Sombra - she’s a girls girl
Symmetra - she’s giving pansexual
Torbjorn - canon straight
Tracer - canon lesbian
Venture - non binary possibly bi
Widowmaker - also a homophobic homosexual
Support
Ana - canon straight
Baptiste - canon bisexual
Brigitte - also a girls girl
Illari - straight asf
Juno - she’s kinda giving asexual
Kiriko - pansexual
Lifeweaver - canon pansexual
Lucio - straight as hell
Mercy - closeted bisexual
Moira - nonbinary and pansexual
Zenyatta - i dunno probably