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Homeroom Group Chat
Jean Grey added ___ numbers to the chat
(Friday 7:04 PM)
Jean Grey: Hey guys, we’re all in Mr.Xaviers gifted homeroom or whatever. Basically Nerd club! Thanks to Scott and Jubilee for everyone’s numbers! Also Mr.Xavier gave me a number for an exchange student when he saw what I was doing so… hi mystery man!
Peter: Wassup! Peter Maximoff here, I do not deserve to be in this homeroom.
(Wanda changed Peter’s name to ‘WorldsFastestBurnout’)
WorldsFastestBurnout: Wow sis, so kind.
(WorldsFastestBurnout changed Wanda’s name to ‘ScaryWoman’)
ScaryWoman: So original.
Scott: Flashbacks to my brother.
(Warren changed Bobby’s name to ‘IceIceBobby’)
IceIceBobby: Aw I love!
(IceIceBobby changed Warren’s name to ‘Nepobaby’)
Nepobaby: You do me so dirty,so often.
IceIceBobby: If that's how you like it-
Jubilee: WHATTT
Anna-Marie: Oh my-
Scott: Jail, now. Why are we friends? Blocked.
(Logan changed Scott’s name to ‘Boyscout’)
Boyscout: I dont even know you??????
Logan: I’m a quick judge of character.
Hank: Oh my stars and garter
Logan: What kinda old ass saying is that?
Jubilee: Be nice Logan!
(Logan changed Jubilee’s name to ‘Starburst’)
(Starburst changed Logan’s name to ‘LogiBear’)
LogiBear: Traitorous behavior.
Jean Grey: That’s adorable!!!
(Ororo changes Jean Grey’s name to ‘Jean-ius’)
(Jean-ius changed Ororo’s name to ‘Poworoful’)
Remy: Ignoring all of that, we are getting a foreign student?
Anna-Marie: Mmhm!
Remy: I won’t be the only one who doesn’t know english!
WorldsFastestBurnout: DW bro, I got a D in ELA last year.
Starburst: Can confirm, that man asked me how to spell Lemon.
(Anna-Marie changed Remy’s name to MonAmi)
Nepobaby: OUI OUI MON AMI JE M'APPELLE LAFAYETTE
ScaryWoman: Stop.
(MonAmi changed Anna-Marie’s name to SouthernBelle)
Hank: Well it’s very good to meet you all.
Boyscout: You know most of us Hank, we’ve been in the same accelerated courses together since middle school.
(Starburst changed Hank’s name to ‘AcademicBeast’)
Starburst: Petition to study together because I know we’re all in AP classes?
Logibear: Signed
AcademicBest: Signed
Poworoful: signed.
WorldsFastestBurout: Gang is this the year I pass?
ScaryWoman: Almost certainly not.
Jean-ius: Doesn’t mean we can’t be optimistic??
Starburst: Junior year is gonna be a Breeze guys, dont sweat it!
Boyscout: Hate to be the bearer of bad news, this might literally be the hardest year of base level education.
MonAmi: …
Nepobaby: We’re so cooked.
SouthernBelle: Thoughts and prayers.
Jean-ius: Has anyone started the reading for Mr.Lensher’s class?
IceIceBobby: WE HAVE READING???
AcademicBeast: Yes you can call me to go over it.
Nepobaby: Hank our beloved.
Boyscout: Let’s go Hank!
ScaryWoman: This is gonna be an interesting year.
(2:30 am)
Kurt: Wow- so enthusiastic. I’m still in Germany though so thanks for the 1am text bomb.
WorldsFastestBurnout: Ur welcome.
(WorldsFastestBurnout changed Kurt’s name to ‘SooEepy’)
SooEepy: GO TO SLEEP!??!?
Siblings + 1 Ocean
(Anna-Marie and Kurt Wagner)
(7:00 am)
TouchAndGo: Guten Morgen!
TheBlues: Guten Morgen!!!!!!!
TouchAndGo: We’re finally gonna be reunited!!!
TheBlues: Ja!!!! I miss you sister
TouchAndGo: I miss you too. Who is hosting you do you know? I know it cant be us cuz Mom is still trying to ignore your existence :[
TheBlues: Somebody named Erik Lensher??? Since he’s German they thought we’d be a good fit. But he’s also Jewish and i'm Catholic so??? But yeah, :[
TouchAndGo: THE ERIK LENSHER??? THE TERRIFYING AP WORLD HISTORY TEACHER ERIK LENSHER???
TouchAndGo: AVID DESTROYER OF PROPAGANDA AND STUPID ASS KIDS ERIK LENSHER???
TheBlues: Oh no-
TouchAndGo: No no no don’t worry! He has two kids. Well- three kids but the other one lives somewhere else cuz custody stuff.
TheBlues: So us core!
TouchAndGo: Real! But uh, Peter is a total dork and I don’t know how he hasn’t dropped out yet. And Wanda is *Terrifying*
TheBlues: Wait- Peter the kid that was up at 2 in the morning?
TouchAndGo: Uh huh! The Maximoff twins.
TheBlues: Cool cool, looking forward to meeting them after this plane ride.
TouchAndGo: I need to become friends with them ASAP so we can hangout more. Peter and Jubilee are friends. I think I’ll go through with her.
TheBlues: Woman with a plan! 😙
TouchAndGo: You know me Sugah! When are you gonna get here?
TheBlues: I leave at 2pm my time, so I’ll be there 5pm your time!
TouchAndGo: That time change is gonna be brutal.
TheBlues: Ja, send prayers. I’m going through the Flughafen now.
TouchAndGo: 🙏
The Boys 💪
(Hank McCoy, Scott Summers, Bobby Drake, Warren Worthing III)
(12:32 pm)
HankyPanky: How we feeling Scott?
ScottyBoy: Jean has my number!! Sure she asked cuz of the nerd group chat.
ScottyBoy: But still!!
BobbyBby: W!!!!!
WarWar: Absolutely a win! The girl you’ve been pining after since freshman year knows you exist!!!
ScottyBoy: Be nice.
HankyPanky: None of us can be worse then Logan was yesterday.
BobbyBby: FOR REAL!?!? What was up with that?
WarWar: I was laughing my ass off
ScottyBoy: I feel so loved.
BobbyBby: <3
HankyPanky: <3
WarWar: <3
ScottyBoy: ANY WAYS, How we feel about Coffee stop at Coffee-and-Go-Go Tmrw at like 2pm?
HankyPanky: I'm down.
WarWar: I cant 😭I have a shift at Hellfire Club Sandwiches.
BobbyBby: Rich BitchTM being the only one with a job:
WarWar: I will pay you so much trust fund baby money to kindly STFU
BobbyBby: I can come to Coffee!
ScottyBoy: Sounds good!
WarWar: Thats what I thought.
SparkNotes
(Peter Maximoff and Jubilation Lee)
(12:45 pm)
Sparky: HEYYYYYY
SpeedNotes: Wassup Jubs!
Sparky: Ok so like, my friend Rouge, well we all call her Rouge but her names Anna-Marie. ANYWAYS!! You will never guess who she’s related to!
SpeedNotes: George Washington?
Sparky: Bruh
Sparky: No, she’s the adoptive sister of the international student your dad is hosting???
SpeedNotes: Oh shit, right we’re doing that.
Sparky: I need you to be a functioning person for like 5 minutes so I can reveal my amazing plans. Lock the fuck in.
SpeedNotes: Aye Aye 🫡
Sparky: OK SO. What if. Tmrw at like- 2pm ish? You and Wanda scoop him up and meet me, Logan, Rouge and her scary french boyfriend for a late lunch at Hellfire Club Sandwiches?
SpeedNotes: I am so down, lemme go ask Wanda.
Sparky: Okidoke!
Familie
(Erik Lensher, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Maximoff, Lorna Dane)
TwinP: Wanda (and Father), can we take Kurt to Hellfire Club Sandwiches tmrw? Sandwich for a not-sand witch?
TwinW: Why?
BonusChild: Terrible joke.
TwinP: Jubs asking. Something about his adopted sister or something?
Father: Yes, he is Raven’s biological son and that would be Raven’s adopted daughter. I think you should go.
TwinW: Fine, I’ll drive but I refuse to pay.
TwinP: Thank you, my much cooler and more interesting twin.
BonusChild: I’m so glad I’m in this chat, I am so included.
Father: Twins, can you please make sure the room for Kurt is ready?
BonusChild: Make it look better than when I was visiting.
TwinP: Rude
TwinW: Already cleaned and set up his room.
Father: Child of the week award, Wanda.
TwinP: DAD!?
BonusChild: This Family…. SMH
Sparknotes
(12:58)
SpeedNotes: Wanda says yes but she’s not paying. And my dad approves of this plan.
Sparky: Let’s go!!!!!!
SpeedNotes: Mmhm! We pick this Kurt guy up in a few hours so Erik is making us clean the whole ass house.
Sparky: Yuckkkkk
SpeedNotes: Have fun convincing Logan to do something social, I’m gonna run cuz Wanda is about to hit me with a broom
Sparky: LMAO run
(1:07 pm)
SpeedNotes: He didn’t run fast enough.
Sparky: Hey Wanda!!!
Soul Sisters
(Ororo Munroe and Jean Grey)
(1:15 pm)
Jeanuinely: the project to get everyone’s numbers was a success!
ReadyOroroNot: Work!
ReadyOroroNot: We love your Godfather for putting a bunch of nerds together in a room for the 45 minute homeroom.
Jeanuinely: yesss. And it is now time for Operation…?
ReadyOroroNot: Get with one of the cute boys in Jean’s freshman year biology.
Jeanuinely: Mmhm! And lucky, lucky us. All of us have a near identical schedule cuz of all our nerd classes.
ReadyOroroNot: You got this, I believe in you.
Jeanuinely: Thanks! Your my best friend <3
ReadyOroroNot: I’m always here for you <3
Jeanuinely: Anyways, Coffee tmrw?
ReadyOroroNot: Sure! I’ll pick you up if you want.
Jeanuinely: Great!
Jeanuinely: Our usual time?
ReadyOroroNot: It’s a date!
Double Trouble
(Jubilation Lee and Logan Howlett)
(1:08 pm)
BoosterJuice: Heyyyy Logan!!
Logibear: Hi Firecracker.
LogiBear: When did you change my name back to this again
LogiBear: what do you want?
BoosterJuice: You love me like a little sister right?
LogiBear: You are like a 5 year old to me yes.
BoosterJuice: Hush, you’re just mad I’m advanced a grade and you got help back.
LogiBear: Yes I love you like a sister Jubi, what’s up?
BoosterJuice: So you would, theoretically, go get a late lunch with me tmrw?
LogiBear: You need a ride dont you.
BoosterJuice: Plz
LogiBear: Ok fine, on the condition that I am not expected to be overly nice and smiley.
BoosterJuice: Totes!!!!! No fake Logan, 100% real logan times.
BoosterJuice: Also i love motorcycle rides with you <3
LogiBear: Alright then, but I ain’t paying.
BoosterJuice: Okidoke, your the best not older brother ever!
LogiBear: I care about ya Jubes. Happy to give you a ride whenever. Though I think I might just drop you off, say hello and then go get coffee. I don’t rly like Hellfire.
BoosterJuice: Okkkkk, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
LogiBear: :)
BoosterJuice: :] :] :]
LogiBear: Was I too rude yesterday?
BoosterJuice: Nahh, that was Classic Logan
BoosterJuice: All in good fun I promise.
LogiBear: Ok, good.
LogiBear: Scott is funny, we’ve been barely acquaintances for so long. But taking snipes at him is easy.
BoosterJuice: Well good for you. Y’all should be friends!!
LogiBear: Nah, too straight laced. I bet that man has never touched a controlled substance in his life.
BoosterJuice: This is true.
BoosterJuice: Still, you should try and hang around with him!!!! You need more friends <3
LogiBear: I have you- and Morph.
BoosterJuice: Morph isn’t in a single one of ur classes.
LogiBear: Still friends, even if he’s a little stupid.
BoosterJuice: Ok but hear me out.
BoosterJuice: more logan friends =more hangouts = happy Jubilee!
LogiBear: Happy Jubes is a good Jubes
BoosterJuice: Exactly!!!
LogiBear: This information will be considered.
LogiBear: Now can you help me with Miss MacTaggert’s confusing Pre-Calc worksheet?
BoosterJuice: Ofc <3
LogiBear: Life Saver
BoosterJuice: You know me >:P
No Shits Given
(Ororo Munroe and Logan Howlett)
(3:21 pm)
Ororo: Hey Logan.
Logan: Hey Ro’ what’s up?
Ororo: Are you doing anything sunday?
Logan: I'm giving Jubilee a ride to a sandwich shop to meet some people. Might swing for coffee afterwards.
Ororo: Cool, cool. Me and Jean are going to the coffee shop, it’d be cool of you to stop by. I know the two of you don’t know eachother but you’d get along.
Logan: Cool. On a date or?
Ororo: You know Jean doesn’t think of me like that logan.
Logan: You should really talk to her.
Ororo: There is no need for that.
Logan: If you say so Ro’. But I will swing by to say hello and get some good ‘ol fashioned black coffee
Ororo: It truly is a miracle how you function Logan.
Logan: Thank you.
Logan: Canadians are as strong breed of people.
Ororo: Sure.
Logan: Slander?
Ororo: Absolutely.
Logan: I expect no less from the great Ororo Munroe
Ororo: Too kind Logan, too kind.
Logan: Really though, I dont do any of that romance bullshit but you gotta say something eventually.
Ororo: Maybe one day, when she’s not being boy obsessed.
Logan: Understandable. Good thing a lot of our classes together so I’ll get plenty of chances to tease ya
Ororo: So mean.
Logan: You know it, bub
Ororo: 🙄
Twins and Co.
(Peter Maximoff, Wanda Maximoff, and Lorna Dane)
(6:02 pm)
RealityWarper: Lorna we are tacking Kurt into this chat cuz he’s like, a bonus bonus child for a bit.
Polarized: Okidoke
(CantCatchMe added Kurt Wagner to the chat)
Kurt: Hallo! 👋 Thank you very much for having me.
RealityWarper: He's more German than dad. Got a total accent and everything, and his w’s sound like v’s.
Polarized: Omg no way?
CantCatchMe: He's a funny man. You’d like him. Way more polite then anyone ever, Including Mr.Xavier.
Kurt: You speak very kindly of me.
RealityWarper: We speak truth is all
(CantCatchMe changed Kurt’s name to ‘NocturnalGentleman’)
Polarized: Gentleman???
CantCatchMe: Truth
NocturnalGentleman: What makes me nocturnal?
RealityWarper: You have strangely bright eyes, like nocturnal animals, you’re used to a sleep schedule that will make you semi nocturnal for a bit, and who knows what Peter is ever thinking.
NocturnalGentleman: Oh, question. Peter, why does Erik call you Pietro instead of Peter?
CantCatchMe: Cuz thats technically my name or whatever. At least it’s what he named me. But he wasn’t really a part of our life for the first 10-ish years so I went by what our mom calls me. Which is Peter. Fits better, if ya ask me. Y’know.
NocturnalGentleman: That makes sense, I also think Peter suits you better. For the record.
CantCatchMe: 😁
Polarized: It’s a pleasure to meet you btw Kurt. Im Lorna, bonus kid.
NocturnalGentleman: Oh! I am unwanted too!
CantCatchMe: BAHAHAHA
Polarized: …wow
RealityWarper: Not exactly what we meant Kurt- but very funny.
CantCatchMe: We want you Lorna!! Best lil sister eva!
RealityWarper: I like you more then peter <3
NocturnalGentleman: You seem very sweet!
Polarized: Awwww ty ty ty
NocturnalGentleman: 💟
Polarized: He is indeed, a sweetheart.
CantCatchMe: I told you!!!!!!! He is a sweetie!
RealityWarper: Can confirm
NocturnalGentleman: You are too kind. I simply am already enjoying my time with you guys, in the States no less! You are all so lieblich!
Polarized: Translation?
RealityWarper: Lovely I think. Thank you Kurt.
CantCatchMe: You are also lovely. 💗
NocturnalGentleman: 🫶
Polarized: Glad we all get along! Please dont tell our father all of our dastardly ways in German so we can’t stop you.
NocturnalGentleman: That thought hadn’t occurred until now.
RealityWarper: WHY would you plant such ideas!
CantCatchMe: Throwing virtual pillows at you Lorna 😡
Polarized: OUCHIE!
Sweeter then Sugah’
(Anna-Marie and Remy LeBeau)
(7:03 pm)
Amour: Heyy Sugah!
HoneyPie: Hey <3
Amour: You excited to meet Kurt right?
HoneyPie: Of course I am
Amour: You think he still likes me? It’s been so long afterall!
HoneyPie: It’ll be just fine. The two of ya text right? Gambit gonna be here for ya Rouge. No matter what
Amour: Thanks Sugah. You know how I get!
HoneyPie: I know chère
Amour: I love ya!
HoneyPie: I love you too
HoneyPie: No matter what
HoneyPie: I swear on my life
Amour: <3 <3 <3
HoneyPie: :}
Gossip Girls
(Wanda Maximoff and Jean Grey)
(8:26 pm)
ItGirl: Wanda, I know you know that there are things happening in groups of people we are both interested in in two places tomorrow afternoon.
QueenBee: Indeed I do. Do you have a proposal?
ItGirl: We share what we learn from our encounters with each other.
QueenBee: Alright, what’s in it for me? I can get Logan to tell me about coffee easily.
ItGirl: Because my godfather will listen to me when I talk to him about how he should split up the next AP Lang group projects. And I know you’d love to stir the pot with that.
QueenBee: Very well Grey. We shall debrief tomorrow. Tell no one
QueenBee: That includes your bitchass sister
ItGirl: It’s a deal
ItGirl: Signed and Sealed
QueenBee: XOXO
Real House Twinks
(Bobby Drake and Warren Worthington III)
(11:43 pm)
Let-It-Go: Omg the tea tmrw has in store
HeWasAFairy: FR!!!!
Let-It-Go: You gotta keep me updated
HeWasAFairy: Obviously. You have to let me know if Scott and Logan have anymore unprecedented beef.
Let-It-Go: For sure for sure.
HeWasAFairy: You should also bring me a frappacino
Let-It-Go: Make me a free sandwich and we can meet at my house.
HeWasAFairy: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!