Chapter Text
Narrator: Welcome to the smash universe within the gaming universe itself. What your reading is the prequel version of our heroes’ last adventure before our protagonist spawned from another world. Rewinding back to the 2008… many years before
[Technically the book was written in 2014… so pretend we are back at 2008]
We now can discuss the piece of lost media, some rumors there’s going to be an even bigger roster of fighters coming soon. Life began where everyone else is a trophy from each franchise in their respective places. Many call it the cinematic crossover… while some called it The Gaming Universe
[Gmod in 2008 colorized]
Life was simple, unfortunately peace doesn’t last for a long time. There is an unpredictable circumstance happening around the world of gaming and it is spreading throughout the world. Something very malicious was going on around the world. One last caution as not all video gamers can escape their faith worse than a game over screen, is to be reduced back to a trophy, unable to fight and lying lifeless once more until someone else revived the fallen gamer. No one knows why such malicious activity is going on. Some say the gaming universe is under jeopardy under a sudden emissary… the journey to solve the problem with a role to complete begins.
*Sound of a shooting star*
One shooting star can be seen in the skies of gaming. Is it a cry for the gaming crisis to be solved? Or is it part of an important role to complete
Location: Rain road
*Sound of rain*
2 NPC soldiers from Call of duty can be seen patrolling the care package.
[you know someone was killed by care packages landing on the ground like a brick]
Soldier 1: Another day, another chance of rain
Solder 2: If only that madness combat character… I think it was Hank.
Soldier 1: *starring at soldier 2*
Soldier 2: what?
Soldier 1: Didn’t I tell you about these new ground characters? Do they count as gaming characters to you?
Soldier 2: Such Intolerances you must sound, there are children listening >C
Soldier 1: mm? *Looking around* I don’t see any child here
Soldier 2: right, were just 2 gaming men on a mission to protect
Soldier 1: if I had a nickel for every time I must hear that, I’d have 400 by now which isn’t a whole lot.
Soldier 2: at least it isn’t Florida.
[Not Your Florida]
The 2 soldiers resumed patrolling the area in this cold road. Smelling like rain should be smelling
*Sparkling noises*
A shooting star is approaching… towards the road
Soldier 1: *looking up* is that a shooting star?
Soldier 2: *looking up* holy sh*t that is a shooting star, it looks ominously big
*rumbling*
The realization has strike to a far canyon from the otherside, it is about to crash
Soldier 1: Take cover rabbit!!
Soldier 2: What?!
Soldier 1: Get down
The 2 CoD soldiers braced to cover to the ground, one violent whoosh, and just like that, it has landed, creating a serious supernova. Side effects created a magnitude of 3.4. and a temporary emp
Soldier 1: *getting up* holy sh*t! That was no ordinary shooting star
Soldier 2: *recovering* well no sh*t, sherlock!
Soldier 1: …we need to investigate the crash site
Soldier 2: hell nah! We need to report this to captain price!
Soldier 1: oh no! It’s best to investigate the matter
Soldier 2: that’s a horrible idea, it could be our funerals!
Soldier 1: *nods* (why do I have to lead a noobie soldier with me?)
Soldier 2: We need to report back to the general! We can’t risk our lives without knowing what is happening here
Soldier 1: …fine
Thus the 2 soldiers proceeded to retreat, realizing something big was about to happen, the whole scene fades to black.
Location: ???
“Where am I? I felt a cold breeze… the air feels moist…”
On sight of the crash site what appears to be a plain view for the rest of the world. We’re building a protagonist. It’s a boy, with fairly long black hair, light tan skin, and wearing clothes that aren’t common in the gaming world. His appearance resembles a gaming avatar, but the status is unknown.
*Awkward silence*
The mysterious avatar gamer awakens within a crater of some sort.
???: Where is this…?
Suddenly… panic, the new player got up on a crater, as just as he was supposed to remember.
???: … (How did I end up in a place like this?) *Looking around* (Do I remember my name?)
He tries to remember, unfortunately he doesn’t have any memories left of him
???: (I can’t remember anything at all… what really happened)
This avatar gamer looks by the arm. An important message
???: “Your name is… Kosmetic Nova, don’t forget who you were before” that’s my name?
Our protagonist will be called Nova temporarily.
[Is nova a name?]
Nova: *lowers his arm* (was this writing there when I woke up? I wonder if I wrote it before waking up in this strange new world? I can’t think of anything)
*rustle*
Nova: (There isn’t any point to staying, how in the world did I land here unscathed? What really happened here?)
The clueless avatar gamer had no other choice but to get moving from a foreign place. From the perspective of a new player led to a beautiful scene filled with endless crossovers in one world. Except for one location from the far left
Nova: … *looks to the left*
It appeared to be a vortex had claimed an island used to be called home… something bad had happened there, but there was no way to restore for what was lost
Nova: (what could this vortex be? What happened over there? But… why?)
And lord and behold, a gamer floating in the skies.
Nova: *Looks up* …! What is-
*whoosh*
The identity of an unknown foe cannot be identified, only left with bewilderment. The surrounding sound of soldiers can be heard behind our protagonist.
“The operation of a new emissary has begun”
Before the unidentified gamer can be seen for long, it enters the vortex… leaving the scene not to be seen
Nova: …! (Who was that gamer…?) *Receives a headache* (Ow… I have no memory, why am I bound to lose more when I woke up?) *groans*
The strange avatar felt shaken yet remains serene enough to get a hold of himself
Nova: (This is not the time to stand here, I don’t know if that figure had saw me or not from a far distance… I must get a move on towards a safer location. I can’t be seen out there just yet. I can’t describe for what I look like)
The journey begins with an adventure as the unknown figure disappears, entering hibernation mode to wait for the right moment to wake up!
[That nap must be wonderful]
*Insert anime intro here*
[it better be some JPOP, wooooo]
A Crossover Adventure: Subspace Emissary
[In smash bros font, you thought it was another Marvel Avengers font]
2 years has passed after the sudden event had happened; the protagonist remains roaming freely in the gaming world but without a place to go, how would he had survived from… for now, we visit to
Location: Princess peach’s castle [Mushroom Kingdom] (Nintendo 64)
[OMG! Nintendo 64]
Look Who’s popping out of the warp pipe.
*Cue World 1-1 beginning theme song here, sound of a warp pipe, Boing*
It’s MARIO and LUIGI!
Mario: It’s a-me! Ya HOO!!
Luigi: and it’s a-me! WAH HOO!!
*laughter*
Mario: Not my first time popping out of this warp pipe!
Luigi: NOPE!
Continuing the plot of the SM64 DS version plot, without question, the super Mario bros long jump their way to peach’s castle.
Mario: Mushroom Kingdom here we go!
Luigi: Were so back!
*Whoosh*
Peach: Alright… Everything is in place! It’s a peaceful day, perfect timing for the cherry blossoms.
Toadsworth: *Coughs* I’m very certain.
Toadbert: By boogity! Will you be baking a delicious cake?
The princess turns to the wise toad…
Peach: Of course… as soon as Mario and Luigi have entered the castle safe and sound. Let’s get baking.
Toadsworth: COOL!
Toadbert: I’ll get the ingredients! Toadsworth?
Toadsworth: alright 2x
Into the interiors of the castle we enter, with a lot of hallways and one brave toad.
Toad (The main star, Cameo): I am a man! I fear no koopa!
[Count how many cameos will appear in the entire book, GO]
Entering the super mario bros in the building
Mario: Princess Peach! :D
Luigi: We have arrived in time! :D
Peach: Oh, you guys have returned from crossover city?
Mario: Yup!
Peach: How was Crossover city?
Toadbert: did you find anything interesting down there?
Toadsworth: Did you encounter any friends?
Mario: Yes, and this one is quite special
Toadbert: how special?
Luigi: Well… let’s-a say Crossover City has plan to throw a whole party
Toadbert: a Party? I thought it had been 2 years since the last time you masters visited!
Toadsworth: I wonder what this “Party” is all about, would it be something special?
Peach: Whatever that is, congratulations?
Mario: WAH!! Not the amazing miracles of life from 2 years ago, we made a promise we’d be visiting a lot of familiar faces!
Luigi: It’s more of a secret some of us know what we saw.
Peach: How sweet, I hope you keep in touch with that friend
Mario: Yeah! I shell!
Toadbert: shouldn’t we all visit Crossover City sometime?
Peach: YES! I’ll give a wonderful call to Daisy if she’s interested.
[Hi! I’m Daisy!]
Luigi: *Giggling*
All is well-
*Sound of an explosion*
The castle doors were forced open
Mario: WAHHH!! *Turns, switches to hand-to-hand combat*
Luigi: AHHHH!! *Turns around, slams both his hands to his face knowing it’s not a nightmare*
Peach: What the-
An army of bowser enemies have entered the castle, therefore, Kamek the magic koopa makes a wild entrance.
*Poof*
Kamek: ALL HEIL KING BOWSER!
Hammer bro 1: GET THE PRINCESS!
Oh boy! This battle is about to explode! Fight!
The battle contains a lot of Smash bros style battles and room clearing rooms. Following hammer bros and spinys raining from above, Mario and the others tried to clean up the goombas and koopa troopas!
Mario: What does Bowser want from peach anyway, marriage?
Luigi: NAH! Bowser cannot have the princess in regards!
And suddenly the interior castle became a battlefield for a long while
*Sound of magic landing on the walls*
Suddenly a giant bullet bill
Toadsworth: PRINCESS!!
Peach: *Turns around, GASP*
Unfortunate that the princess of the mushroom kingdom was caught off-guard by a bullet bill, dragging the princess outside the castle
Mario: PRINCESS NO!!
Luigi: MAMA MIA!!
Toadsworth: NO PRINCESS! *Rushing ahead*
Toadbert: AUGH!! Toadsworth
Everyone else has exited
*Music now plays Bowser’s airship (Any version) *
Bowser and his minions have arrived at the mario party!
[Puns]
And so, the princess became the damsel of distress one more time!
Peach: Mario! Luigi!!
*Whoosh*
Mario: Peach!
Luigi: Don’t worry, we’re coming to say you!
[Spoke too soon]
Suddenly bowser JR and the kooplings blocked the road!
Bowser JR: Not so fast Mr. bad man! *Pointing the magic paint brush towards the group*
All Kooplings: *Pointing their wands, ready to unleash the magic*
Ludwig Von Koopa: Unfortunately, that’s as far as you 2 can go!
Kamek: Prepare to face the wrath of our king!
*sound of bowser laughing*
Suddenly bowser:
Bowser: Relocate the stupid mario bros into the most obscured locations where no one will find them alive! *Stares at peach* Peach will you be my-
Peach: *In a cage* NO! >C
Bowser: …
The remaining bowser’s minions capture the remaining toads [Includes Toadsworth and Toadbert], sending them directly at Bowser JR’s Airship. As for the mario bros
*Sounds of warp pipes spawning below their feet*
Larry: And goodbye!
Iggy: WOWWOWOWOWOOWOWOW!
Lemmy: So long, doc!
Wendy: hope you have an ICE day!
Roy: Huehuehue
Morton: Morton see you never!
Ludwing: Have fun >:D
[Longests semi monologue ever]
Mario: *Falls into the warp pipe* WAHHHHH HAHAHAAAAA!
Luigi: *Falls into the warp pipe* OWW HOHOHUUUUUGHHH!!
Peach: NOOOOOOO!!!
Toadsworth: MASTERS MARIO AND LUIGI!
Toadbert: Oh it’s game over by boogity!
Toad: Bad time for jokes, blue buttercup!
Kamek: SEE you never!
Bowser: FINALLY!! I defeated these pesky plummers, now that no one else is going to stop me, I’m going back to the LAIR!
[Formally Video Game Boss Lair or V.G.B. Lair for short]
At long last bowser leaves the scene with the princess, while bowser JR and his minions claimed the castle as a 9th castle, everyone else returned to their former location
Peach: (Mario… Luigi… whatever the warp pipes take you, be careful out there, do your best to save me, and warn the video gamers from around the world)
*whoosh*
It’s not quite over
*Insert hoverboard noises here*
Bowser JR: Oh, what is this? This is going to be our 9th castle, and some gamers have decided to come here.
Morton: Uhh WHAT!? Morton don’t understand what you say!
Someone lurks there, holding a mysterious bomb and places the bomb
*Crash*
The 2 gaming robots called the Robotic operating buddies [R.O.B. for short] appear out of nowhere and proceed to pry open the mysterious bomb, accepting their fates.
*Electricity noise*
Countdown commencing in 3 minutes…
Toadbert: What is that thing?
Toadsworth: I don’t know what it is, it looks like some sort of bomb!
Bowser JR: A Bomb? Pfffffttt! What could that bomb do?
*Whoosh*
???: You impede gamers… you better run run back to your castle, this will soon claim all this location, there will be no survivors
Entering the scene tagged as the Ancient Minister retreats to where it came from, finishing its job to continue the next
Iggy: DUDE!! We gotta get out of here, I don’t know what this bomb does.
Wendy: if it looks dangerous can we have it?
Roy: WHAT?! We gotta let king bowser know! I don’t know what it is!
Toadsworth: We better run!!
Bowser JR: *Groans in disappointment* What about the castle!!
Larry: Brown the castle, we need to bail!
The countdown dropped to 30 seconds, all Bowser’s minions are in panic, the captured toads but one are panicking!
Bowser JR: Okay it’s starting to creep me out, let’s bail!
Morton: That’s what Roy was mentioning, BRO!
Toadsworth: UMMM! You mind letting us go! There’s a bomb planted near the garden, and I assume it is yours
Bowser JR: Uhh what are you talking about, grandpa?
*rumbing*
10 seconds remaining…
Bowser JR: Well heck this crap! We outtie 5000!
Wendy: *epic face palm*
Bowser JR and the remaining minions have no other choice but to abandon the castle, as they exited the castle, the bomb has been set, engulfing the whole castle into an unknown vortex.
Bowser JR: YEOW!!
A disbelief bowser JR witness the entire destruction before his eyes
Toadbert: Peach’s castle… it’s gone?
Bowser JR: were gonna have to make a technical retreat… papa is gonna be mad
Ludwig: uhh… I would lose hope on that
Bowser JR: *sniff*
It was only the beginning of an unknown invasion, we now zoom out from the mushroom kingdom, transporting to another location beyond the gaming locations, next up were traveling to…
Location: Dream land… Orange Ocean
[The ocean may look crystal clear and salty, but it tastes like average orange juice]
*Music now plays Main Menu [Kirby Air Ride]*
While disaster did strike in the super mario world
*Audience laughing/ Cringe noises*
It ain’t the end of all things for dreamland, we check on the orange ocean, just behind butter Building as there was peace… after the events of Nightmare
???: …HI!!! *Singing*
The pink demon Himself Kirby! makes an introduction for the Star of the Show
[Dedede! That’s the name you show- NO!]
Kirby: ooo? *Looks to the left*
There was a Sword ready to be picked up
Kirby: (Why is there a sword on the grass like this? Do I know who I think I might challenge) *Refuses to grab the sword*
[In the modern games, you know who will lose patience with you]
This takes an extreme long time, as lasting as 20 hours of game play to unlock mewtwo
[This is true]
The pink demon grabs the sword feeling happy, but nothing happened
Kirby: ooo? (My friend normally appears to challenge me with his rubber banding AI, I guess he isn’t here-)
Suddenly a small explosion can be heard, from the bottom of orange ocean, something isn’t right!
Kirby: WAHHHH!!! (Again, with the revenge plot you guys?)
The pink puffball calls in the warp star to get to the edge of ocean for a welfare check. It’s unfortunate that the pink demon is Clueless to know about the sudden explosion
Location: *The interior*
The Halberd was about to initiate a launch sequence…
???: I need to scurry! There is something strange phenomena out in the gaming world
???: Your majesty! Are you seriously stealing-
???: NAH, Waddle Dee
???: (Do I really have to?)
There is the strongest king of planet Popster, King Dedede, starring Bandana Waddle Dee appeared to have a heist plan to steal the Halberd, unfortunately
“Denied…”
King Dedede: Are you mocking? It’s multi-layer with a bunch of passwords and locks? Meta Knight sure has theft Proof installed on his ship!
It required multiple passwords to drive
Bandana Waddle Dee [Cameo]: the whole heist was a bust? D:
King Dedede: NO!! uhhh *Thinking Critically* I just know a malicious party may arrive here to steal this ship for their awful schemes or whatever their motive is
Bandana Waddle Dee: well, you better hurry! I’m having shivers down my non-existent Spine, and I fear Meta Knight would arrive soon
Waddle dee 1: I’m scared!
King Dedede: Pffffftt! I ain’t scared
Bandana Waddle Dee: If I recalled correctly, you steered to vegetable valley and then
King Dedede: I get it, I was stopped and
And then a long argument happened… for a short time
*Doors opened forcefully*
King Dedede: *GASP!* D:
Bandana waddle dee: OH-NO!! D:
Waddle dee 1: Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea!!
There he is the strongest warrior in the galaxy has arrived-
*Dash*
King Dedede: Meta Knight! HAVE MERCY!! I can explain the details!!!
Meta Knight: *Pauses* Go on Sire. Is this your heist on stealing my halberd?
King Dedede: Uhhh…
*Sound of a warp star approaching soon*
King dedede: Well…
The King of dreamland explains the whole situation of what goes on in the world of gaming. As of recent the odd occurrence of the mysterious vortexes has appeared more often and believe the unthinkable is happening in the world of gaming, not just all of Dreamland
Meta Knight: … *Looks at the 2 waddle dees* and what my ship has to do with any of these odd occurrences in the world of gaming?
King Dedede: well, that’s the- ermm *Catches himself* I’m critical about the whole matter.
Meta Knight: I’m aware about the mysterious vortexes appearing more often for the past 2 years
King dedede: Oh…
*Rumbling*
Kirby: YEEEEAAAHHHH!!! (I can’t control my warp star!!!)
*Crash, sound of ragdolls thudding*
The Rumbling didn’t stop there
King Dedede: Is that KIRBY?! I have to time to Clabbah that there-
Meta Knight: Don’t *Points his sword to King Dedede*
King Dedede: *Grabs His Hammer for defense*
Kirby: HI!!!
King Dedede: Are you asking for a fist fight?
Kirby: fai! (NO!) >C
Meta Knight: good job, Sire! You forget that Kirby’s mind is too young to understand anything that is going on
King Dedede: oh duh! *Being starcastic*
Bandana Waddle Dee [Cameo]: LOL!
When an unexpected battle is about to begin, a sudden floor gateway portal appears at the foot of our dreamlandians Gamers
[It’s not a word]
*Music now plays Fawful Music [Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga]*
Kirby: WAH!!! (MAN!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!)
King Dedede: This is not the time for portals to appear! Waddle dee!
Bandana Waddle Dee: I did not do that, Sire!
Waddle Dee 1: Neither did I!!
Meta Knight: Was this your plan, Sire?
King Dedede: No!! It was not!! >C I don’t use Gateway portals!
Meta Knight: Were about to be warped to some other place if we don’t get away from this portal
King Dedede: AH!! AHH!! *Attempts to hover as fast as possible*
Bandana Waddle Dee: *Desperately jumps in the air*
Meta Knight: *Flapping his wings as humanly possible*
Kirby: *Attempts to hover away* (The force from this strange portal is too strong)
While the cast of dreamland tried their best to fly away from jeopardy, unfortunately the suction of the gateway portal was too strong to get them away and thus, they all been teleported to a different location
???: …Excellent…
[To be continue]