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Chapter 1: The plan
Chris walks over to Chef and The Jew Producer, and comes up with a plan. All three of them wanted to create a reality show with a bunch of teenagers. Chris, Chef, and Jew Producer were either deciding to do a "Big Brother" type reality show or a "Survivor" type reality show. Sitting at lawn chairs near the trailers, are Chef Hatchet and the Jew Producer.
Chris sits by the third lawn chair and Jew Producer asks: "So, where would this reality show be at?"
They look at their options: Chris responds with "We can either do a 'Survivor' type reality show or a 'Big Brother' type reality show. I mean, we literally have sets for either or to work." They all nod in agreement, as he does have a good point. he continues: "So, which one should we pick: Camp Wawanaka in Ontario, or The Mansion in Beverly Hills?"
They all stopped to think for a moment, considering the pros and cons of each. After 10 minutes of silence, Jew Producer finally spoke "I think the campsite would be a better fit. After all, we'll be able to have more drama, and that means better ratings and more money for us. Your thoughts, Chef?"
Chef nods in agreement and says "I need a job and role in this as well, so I do think I'll have more of a purpose at the campsite. What am I going to do if it's at the Mansion? Yeah, I thought so."
Chris pauses for a second and replies "Since we all agree that we should go with the campsite, we should look at all of the individuals who applied for the show. We have 73 people who applied. There's only 7 cabins with 6 bunks in them each. I'd say we only pick 42 contestants."
"Shit that's a lot of people who signed up." Chef replies.
"I really hope it doesn't take all damn day!" Jew Producer replies.
Chris leans back in his lawn chair, with a mischievous grin on his face. "Well gentlemen, we're in for one hell of a summer!"
The Jew Producer smirks, looking at the applicants "This will be TV gold!" he pauses for a second to make sure none of the other two men have anything to say and continues, "I mean look at some of them, a closeted homosexual 19 yo named Xander who's on a never ending quest to save his girlfriend, a 16 yo Miss CIT-in-training and type A attitude, Miss Toot 18, a teenage heartthrob for the teenage boys in the 1920's, and she even time traveled with a DaLorean, Ms. coffee maker and an HQ printer! That's fucking classic! She even is also black and white! I can't believe people looked like the same on TV as in real life!"
Chef grabs the applications and replies: "Let me see! Ohh boy this will be fun! I see Miss Queen Bee and Toot will be great antagonists for this show! And there's some other teenage heartthrob 16 year old Trent. A musician that would get any teenage girl weak for him! I also see 17 year old Justin and 16 year old Caleb. I could totally see them being rivals competing against each other to see who's better looking. Or even them against Alejandro!"
Chris laughs with something on his mind "Imagine how many of these teenagers are lolcows! You know, like CWC."
"Oh god, don't remind me of Chris-Chan." The Jew Producer replies. Ever since they browsed 4chin, they saw how many trolls were after Chris-Chan. They knew if somebody like him would be on Total Drama, the ratings would be over the roof, but they knew they couldn't tolerate somebody like him. "I'm just glad he's not even aware of this" they all shudder thinking how much he would mess up the place.
"At least somebody like Owen seems endearing" Chris says. They all nod in reply. They don't know if he has potential for reality TV, but they'll watch his audition tape. How he writes is really endearing, like in a different way than Ling Ling thought The Jew Producer.
"Alright gentlemen, let's go relax for a while. We should relax and then get some rest if we're going to be able to go through these audition tapes tomorrow." Chris says.
"I think we should play Uker or something" Chef says devilishly
"Nah, I was just going to play on my Gamepyramid to be honest" Chris says. He does like the current generation and even future generation consoles he's played when borrowing Toot's time machine, but nothing beats the PS2.5 and Gamepyramid. Plus, he hates Uker. Card games from the Midwest are interesting, but Uker is horrible.
Both Chef and The Jew producer cheat at it, even worse than him. As they put their lawn chairs and other things up, all three of them walk back to their trailers laughing about Chris-Chan before they do their own thing.