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(human AU guys !! if i can ill upload my silly human designs for them :D)
(also this will include quite alot of fluff x3 no smut cuz idk how to do that but will include just a TEENSY WEENSY bit of sexual stuff ^_^)
gift 4 my frienfd whos also the founder and current CEO of licorice cookie x schwarzwalder xD
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read before going onwards: this specific chapter is just entirely a shitpost inspired by dat undertale meme lmao ?
Licorice was reading his spell book on black magic in his room when Schwarzwalder shyly came in and came up to Licorice who was tiredly looking at a potion recipe. (did i spell recipe right)
He gently tapped Licorices shoulder (which let out a small "ughh.." out of Licorice) before stammering out, "Uh- um.. you might wanna see this <:D" (yes i use emoticons i dialogues sometimes so what nyrrr)
So then they were walking down the hallway while Licorice broke the awkward silence, "What did you need me so badly for??", he said in an annoyed tone before Schwarzwalder stopped infront the kitchen. (human au they live in an apartment hahaehahe the main cookies of darkness r roommates kinda)
When Licorice saw what he saw, it honestly shocked him at he stared at it, before saying, "Why is the sink full of water, on fire ??"
"I dont kno-", Schwarzwalder replied back before being shushed and interrupted by Licorice "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW ? WHY,, IS THE WATER ON FIRE ??", he exclaimed, annoyed, before letting out an "ughh" which had a very "I cant deal with this shit anymore" tone and running towards the sink, turning it on which somehow put out the fire, he made his hands wet and came back to Schwarzwalder.
"Do that again and I swear Ill call child protective services against you for the safety of Poison Mushroom.", Licorice said before flicking water onto Schwarzwalders face.
Wow... what a meanie.