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At the great Youkai mountain, the wind was blowing suggestively as a kappa fell off a cliff, dying horribly. But since we don't care about that, let's focus on a certain yamawaro who was climbing a conveniently remote part of the mountain instead. It was Takane Yamashiro, who had 9 fans in the whole fandom that only paid attention to her when she was drawn making out with Nitori.
The green fucker walked ominously, with her cap tilted so that she covered her eyes like an insecure little bitch. But she wasn't insecure nor was she here to waste her time and slack off, she was here to trade, unlike Reimu, who was known for not doing shit and begging for money. Of course, a master negotiator like Takane couldn't relate to her bitch ass, who by the way was now homeless.
"Hmm... this is the place." Knockoff Nitori thought, tilting her ugly cap up and looking around at what appeared to be the entrance to a small cave.
"I'm here, did you bring the product?"
But after the green Nitori spoke into the cave, making her look schizophrenic, an annoyingly stupid voice replied.
"Of course, just as we agreed..."
It was Nitori, the shitty kappa who thought she was better than Yamashitro because, in reality, she was. Smiling confidently as she revealed herself to her evil nemesis, she reached into her big ass fucking backpack and pulled out a big juicy watermelon, almost as big as Yuyuko's milkers, and currently more expensive than Byakuren's dead brother's bones and Shion combined.
Takane nodded, "Good. In that case," She surveyed the product with an undeniable lust that betrayed her satisfaction, responding to her by pulling two large, erotic cucumbers from the pockets of her dress, rivaling daddy Rinnosuke's.
"These, little bitch, are one-of-a-kind coke cucumbers... carefully modified by the great yamawaro."
After making these unnecessary comparisons that make me consider suicide, the slutty whore Nitori couldn't help but squeal and lick her lips at the sight of those delicious, phallic vegetables, which immediately turned her on and made her mouth water.
"Nnnnnnnggghhhh~!!! C-coke cucumbers, you say?" She couldn't wait to get her mouth on those, typical mindset of a loser kappa. But she wasn't the only one "enjoying" this situation, as Takane had also become extremely horny. As the boss of the yamawaro, this green slut couldn't help but get wet every time she got to do business, causing her legs to tremble and fluid to drip down her legs like a fountain, making Shitori's eyes widen.
"D-d-did you just fuckin cum?" She asked, observing the replica of the misty lake that had formed beneath her dollar store self.
"Pardon? I just pissed myself, that's all." The yamawaro cleared her throat, using a bullshit excuse to hide the fact that she couldn't even last five seconds.
“Okay, whatever... Do you want the watermelon or not?” asked Nitori, sensually rubbing the watermelon while drooling all over it and raising an eyebrow at Takanus.
Takane sighed, “Well, yeah... let's close the deal at once,” she then replied, trying to act like she hadn't just cum all over herself like the cunt she was. Holding out her disgusting, grimy hand, Takane smiled smugly and regained her confidence. Likewise, the fucking kappa whore grinned in satisfaction and shook the dirty ass hand that was offered to her.
The exchange was too sexy... so sexy that a loud fart noise echoed throughout the whole fucking mountain the moment their hands clashed, reaching Moriya's shrine and fucking destroying it with the sheer force of the shockwave, trapping the shrine visitors under the rubble and killing them all. But these wretched women were unaffected by that sound, and instead rushed to exchange the goods.
“Hhaaahh... hell yeah~” Shitori moaned repeatedly, snatching the cucumbers and giving them a bunch of slow, teasing licks as a deep blush tinged her cheeks.
Takane, like the kappa in front of her who posts her own pictures in a tanktop because she needs others' approval to feel good about herself, inspected her new acquisition, nodding as she touched and caressed the smooth surface of the delicious watermelon. A watermelon that the villagers who were at the Moriya shrine will never be able to buy because they are dead.
"This is what I like to see, worthy business! but now..." The yamawaro chuckled, a creepy ass smirk appearing on her ugly ass face.
Noticing this sudden change, the blue haired bitch stopped her intense licking, turning to look at her totally non-sapphic rival, but unfortunately for the little cunt, it was too late.
"Huuh? What's so- MMMMMMPPPPHHHHH~~!!!!!!!!!!" At that very moment, the kappa's head was ruthlessly pushed down by Takane, forcing her to deepthroat one of the coke cucumbers.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YEEEESSSSSS!! TAKE IT ALL, YOU CUCUMBER-LOVING SLUUUUTTTT!!" The yamawaro yelled, letting all her pent-up frustration explode by making Kawashiro participate in a horrifying, non-consensual cucumberjob.
"MMMMMMPPPHHH~~!!! NNNGHHH!!" As Nitori kept sucking on the cucumber, tears began to flow down her reddened cheeks, letting out a muffled whimper, which was music to the sick fuck that was Yamashitro. Eventually, Nitori couldn't take it anymore and decided to chew on the phallic vegetable, taking a big chunk out of it. This only served to amuse the girl whose fit made Hecatia's outfit look good in comparison, even though that's a low ass bar.
"Haaahh... that's it, now swallow!!" She ordered with a haughty laugh as the kappa forced herself to swallow half a cucumber.
"COUGH COUGH!! Y-you..."
After the stupid little water youkai had panted like a little bitch, she slowly looked up at Takane, her expression twisting into an humiliated frown.
"I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!! Fuck you!!"
"Fuck you too."
And as if nothing had happened, the two shook hands. Bitches.
"It was a pleasure doing business with you!"
"Likewise, let's look forward for future endeavors together."
And just like that, the kappa and yamawaro turned around and walked away, satisfied with their successful trade as both of them slipped off the mountain on their way home.
I really love Yukari's fat Yukarinas.