lew-basnight:

catgirl-kaiju:

shiftythrifting:

I apologized in advance to the cashier for getting these at the same time. They couldn’t stop laughing. From a Goodwill

Items that convince you to assassinate the rest of the Beatles

The Lecher in the Tie

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pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me

Bethesda ass grocery store 😡😡😡

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localcryptic:

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said “mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO” and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

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sycamorality:

💯 but its 000 for when something’s fuckall

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yarterhq:

yarterhq:

if she has no ass, focus on what she’ll always still have

…AT THEE!

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toskarin:

toskarin:

lots of really funny little ways that companies try to reduce the liability of an emoji being synonymous with death threats, but my favourite attempt on a conceptual level has been google putting magical sparkles on the dagger

they got scared in 2018 and have been slowly adjusting since

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turbobyakuren:

Hold on…

Bobos CHECK!

Are you a BOBOS!?

If so…

MY MANS!!!!

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fhtagn-and-tentacles:

DINNER

by Stephen Oakley

squidcave:

Finished cryptid poster 👀

anonymus-maximus-er:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

gunsandfireandshit:

angrybell:

one-shitpost-a-day:

unreformedcarrots:

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

For the uninitiated:

My preferred version:

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he’s just also a troll, which is why he’s a patent lawyer.

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