I want everyone to hear Green Day’s “ Give me Novacaine” with your headphones on full volume and then tell me, that you didn’t like it and didn’t want to cry at some point.
i would get beat to smithereens
black and yellow josh icons for @taxicab06
me @ me: ur kind of ugly lol
me also @ me: ho…..look @ urself before u come at me……
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics PT. 3
*reads sentence* *locks screen of phone* *deep breath* *whispers* “you’re in love with him.”
“Wow, and I thought I was an idiot.”
*Halfway through a fic* “Nope. I don’t like where this is going. I’m not gonna read it.”
“What the fuck.”
“Can that even fit up a person’s ass?”
“Okay, fuck you, highschool is NOT like this.”
“Awwwwwwwww.” *Sniff* “I’m so lonely. Haha.”
“Wow. I feel embarrassed for you. And this is fiction for fiction.”
*Singing* “Fuck this shit I’m out. Alright then. I don’t really care, Imma get the fuck up out of here.”
*Singing again* “That’s a humAN PERSOOON.”
“I could be outdoors. Getting a tan, enjoying the sun. I’m reading gay fucking cliche romance shit. Why.”
“Wow this fic has a large word count. It’s above 96,000. Damn. 96,000. Dollas? Holla-”
“I’ve read this fic. The ending does not change. It’s still sad…. But, maybe if I read it again- No! Stop.”
Cuz it’s 4 AM when I did this