"SHUNK."
(Baby) Daddy
Dad!Eddie Munson x Mom!Reader
A/N: Only one person asked for this, and that was enough. Sorry for this. @maedesculpaeusoubi this is for you. Very quickly written, sorry if it’s wonky. Also, my dad wouldn’t stop yapping to me while I was trying to proofread, so that wasn’t helpful either.
Summary: Eddie's a good husband and a good father, he just wishes you'd stop calling him 'daddy.'
Word Count: 2.4k
Warnings: 18+ mdni!!! pregnancy kink, breeding kink, daddy kink (but in the ‘I’m actually the sexy father of your child’ way), kinda mommy kink (same way), snotty crying child, smut, PiV unprotected sex, baby making sex, cream pie, mocking, Eddie’s the best husband literally ever, frustrated parents (in both sense of the word), Steve catching a stray lmao, Eddie has blue balls, dirty talk
Asks are open, come talk to me about Eddie or I'll cry. That's a threat btw.
It was hard having a clingy three-year-old. You loved Oz so much, but you and Eddie could not get a moment alone for the life of you. Anytime Eddie tried to get a little frisky in the mornings—rolling on top of you, pressing his hard on into your thigh—the moment was dashed by the angelic voice of your dear son accompanied by uncoordinated knocking, “Mommy, Daddy, I come in now?”
That was why Robin was holding your teary-eyed son, desperately bopping him on her hip as he squirmed in her hold, leaning forward with sticky grabby hands, reaching for you. Eddie is putting together the overnight bag, counting to make sure Robin and Vickie will have enough pull-ups for Oz in case the worst occurs.
“I know, honey, I know,” you attempt to soothe from afar, lord knows if you hold that child—he’s getting a good grip and not letting go until judgement day. “But you’re gonna have so much fun with Auntie Robin and Auntie Vickie,” you try, but it only makes the little boy cry harder, violently throwing a fit.
if we were bunnies and snuggling i would put one ear over u
that time of the year when you realize the depression isn’t seasonal
omg yay requests are open! Could you do smth with the concept of Eddie with a reader that is very affectionate with everyone but him, and when he finally confronts her about it, confused, and honestly a bit hurt, she’s forced to reveal her crush on him?
I hope this is what you wanted and you enjoy it. Thank you for requesting ❤️
Why am I different?
Eddie was used to being treated differently. It happened all his life and he doesn't think it'll ever stop. He found a good group of friends who treated him like a human.
A new friend was introduced to the gang and Eddie couldn't get a good read on her. She didn't seem shy, very affectionate with everyone. Well everyone except Eddie.
Whenever she arrives somewhere, she greets everyone with a hug. Eddie only got a wave and a small smile. She sat close to others during movie nights, but whenever Eddie sat next to her she had so much space between them.
He was positive she didn't like him or that his rough exterior deserved judgment in her eyes. He was fine if she didn't like him, but he wasn't fine with being ignored and treated differently when he did nothing wrong.
He didn't know that it was the complete opposite. She saw him for the first time and swore she had never seen a man that beautiful. His skin looked soft and his face was flawless. He made her nervous and she wasn't sure how to react around him. So she tended to freeze around him, hoping if she didn't move a muscle he wouldn't notice the crush she had on him.
i can’t wait to be a normal girl who doesn’t act strange tomorrow