plaguedocboi:

I love love love fang blennies because they can unhinge their terrifying jaws to reveal giant venomous teeth

But when their mouths are closed they’re just the Goofiest Goobers in the whole world.

No thoughts just Sit In Tube

wilwheaton:

that-gay-jedi:

lifewithchronicpain:

likeahyacinth:

I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn’t the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

So true. Food is literally what we use to tell animals we won’t hurt them. We give them food and then don’t do anything to them and the animal learns you’re a cool dude, and becomes open to bonding. When you bond, you Know your pet loves you. It’s the primary way we get feral kittens to start trusting humans. It’s no different really with people and how we come together, we bond over meals all the fucking time.

Also like. There is no higher praise than knowing an animal feels safe enough to come to you with their basic needs. That’s why I like when it’s cold and my cat comes to sit on my chest. She could go directly to the heater and often does when I’m at work, but does the heater cuddle back? Does it thumb rub her ears and talk to her in a voice she recognizes as contented and pleased?

morlock-holmes:

Also, I am just going to say it:

If your CEO is so inconsequential to the success of your company that he can be gunned down in the street like a dog and it has absolutely no impact on your company whatsoever, maybe he doesn’t actually need to be paid several hundred times as much as your median employee.

Maybe you could get away with, like, ten to fifteen times and spend the extra tens of millions of dollars you save on something else.

Just thinking out loud.

catsuggest:

it is never too late to simplé take a nap for 18 hours

calebisdrawing:

calebisdrawing:

I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.

Reblogging for the Boopening.

ikol-art:

Tiny Loki is ready for spooky season! 🎃

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton

“the wonton excess” bro how many

depsidase:

pangur-and-grim:

I’ve tricked myself into thinking I’m normal by constructing an environment and daily routine that supports all my needs, but then once I leave it I collapse like a deep sea fish being taken to the surface