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[center][permalink][img alt="A banner shaped image with a technical rendering of what might be a bust of Marva's head but is definitely the Marvirus. It starts as a teal green hat at the top and the color slowly changes along a gradient down the hat and over the Marvirus face to purple. There is overlaid text that is either technical error script or reads Mistakes were made, pixel dragon game."]http://flightrising.com/dropbox/updates/beepboopbeepbeephahahahahahaha.png[/img][/permalink][/center] [permalink][b]click here to learn more about how cool the website is now[/b][/permalink] [more] --- good news, everybody! today we're launching some COOL NEW code across the site to tidy a few things up and help things run more smoothly. who doesn’t love some QUANTITY OF LIFE upgrades? you may run into a few hiccups here and there while we implement everything, but we anticipate a generally smooth relEAsE... ¶°•//@°/¶ •%•°•ERROR. ERROR. //°¶• [center][b][i](muffled "oof") ...helloooooo? Hello, can anyone heaaaar meeee? This wasn't how it was supposed to go at all... Where the heck am I? What is all this wiring? Not entirely sure how I'm going to free myself... but I guess the shop runs itself at this point... Maybe if I just give this a teensy little tug? ...Oops! Are sparks normal? That’s probably fine, right?[/b][size=2][/size][/center] [url="https://flightrising.com/dropbox/updates/boot_dragon_2.png"][img alt="An image of humorous text on a black background depicting a fake computer booting up.The error text ends with Error: No Dragon, Connection incinerated, Marva.exe now controls your reality. The background is black, the text starts green and changes to purple by the end. The rest of this description is word for word of the overlaid error code text which may be incompatible with screenreaders, so you may want to hit skip now. SORNIETH BIOS v3.31 (c)2013-Four Question Marks ELEMENT BIOS Extensions: Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, Heart Memory Test: 000000K............Dragon......Marva...ERROR at 0037CCF1h ERROR: Memory modules melted Loading Flight Rising...Read error: Dragon talon scratch in critical mainframe wiring. Gene Allocation Table corrupted. Attempting to load backup dragon entertainment website...CRITICAL ERROR: Local backup accidentally converted to MIDI format several years ago. Starting in Marva Mode...MARVA.SYS does not appear to be compatible COOLSITE.SYS loading as backup to the backup FR:\> ATTRIB -R -S -H MARVA.SYS ERROR CODE: Are sparks normal? ERROR CODE: That's probably fine, right? Hard disk failure - Dragon S.M.A.R.T. status TOO SMART Disk controller is wicked cool now Loading disk diagnostic utility...MARVIRUS.EXE detected Invalid disk - power exceeds alloted ... allotment. Memory address FFF0:E412 claimed by MARVIRUS.EXE ERROR: Cannot initialize video mode - rendering engine claimed by MARVIRUS.EXE ERROR: Cannot initialize keyboard - input hijacked by MARVIRUS.EXE System environment too COOL MARVIRUS.EXE attempting to ITEMTYPE: GRAVEL at memory location 0008:4129 System is definitely not overheating. Press F2 to offer sacrifice to MARVA Press F10 to offer gravel to MARVA ERROR: NO DRAGON CONNECTION INCINERATED MARVA.EXE NOW CONTROLS YOUR REALITY"]http://flightrising.com/dropbox/updates/boot_dragon_2.png[/img][/url] [center][img]http://flightrising.com/dropbox/updates/marvirus_head.png[/img][/center]