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The fact that Voyager is still running holodecks is not talked about enough, because excuse me whAT. They are rationing food and replicator use. They close down a whole deck to save energy. And they're RUNNING HOLODECKS? Deeply unserious space fleet. Honestly shocking that there wasn't a holodeck on the Defiant. How did Trek humans even won any wars with that crippling holodeck addiction

captainjanewaylovespuppies

Ok so I get it I also think it’s strange but they do say that the holodeck has an independent energy system which can’t be used for replicators etc which seems a bit bullsit but whatever. If we assume that the holodeck uses a lot less energy than we think it does, and that the energy from a day’s holodeck use would make one or two replicator meals then that is quite negligible for a crew of about 150 people.

Holodecks aren’t just an activity room in Voyager, they function very much like communal places in a way that they haven’t done in any other Star Trek show that I’ve seen (so far). Voyager is a smaller ship, and apart from the mess hall there aren’t a lot of places to socialize. Also, the crew on Voyager are on this ship against their will and think they might be for their whole lives. The holodeck is what keeps Voyager from being a prison.

Even if the holodeck took a lot of energy, I’d argue that it’s correct to prioritise it. The Swedish Sci-fi film Aniara is also about a ship that’s most probably lost in space forever. *Spoilers* things quickly go south when that ship’s holodeck equivalent stops working and I believe Voyager would have suffered a similar fate if Janeway removed the holodecks for a few more replicator rations.

70thousandlightyearsfromhome

Ron Moore hated the way VOY used holodecks. He said it was as if the Skipper and Gilligan had a color TV in their hut.

VOY didn't seem to like their own premise much, which I found disappointing. Even if they were determined to keep the holodecks, I'd have liked to see more evidence of the cost of that choice. Like, is it really necessary for them to wear costumes? The holocharacters don't notice when supposed German officers are reptilian aliens, or that the bartender has pointed ears, or that the Nazi's mistress has ridges on her forehead. Surely they could also not notice people's clothing.

If it was necessary to replicate costumes...we should have seen people sharing them. Maybe we see an extra wearing Janeway's governess dress, waiting outside the holodeck for Tom and Harry to finish. Janeway's done with her holonovel, and has lent it, and the costume, to someone else.

70thousandlightyearsfromhome

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If you read behind the scenes stuff, like A Vision of the Future, it's clear that what they really wanted was to make TOS again. They thought DS9 had drifted too far from "real Trek," and wanted to go back to Trek's roots.

Janeway was repeatedly described as "a female Kirk." Writers were told that any lines they wrote for Janeway should fit Kirk as well. If you can't imagine Kirk saying it, Janeway shouldn't say it.

I think they wanted Voyager to be out of contact with Starfleet so Janeway would be free to take charge, like Kirk (and unlike Picard). That whole space pioneers thing.

I suspect they found the TOS model didn't work, because they had race and gender issues TOS didn't, with its all white male main cast. They were afraid to let Tuvok and Chakotay challenge Janeway, the way Spock and McCoy could challenge Kirk. Because she's just a girl, and it would undermine her fragile, female authority. The closeness between Kirk and Spock would have been seen as romantic between a man and a woman (heck, it was anyway!), and so they shied away from the Janeway-Tuvok relationship. (Black man/white woman was a third rail back then. Still is, kinda.)

And a Spock-McCoy kind of conflict between Tuvok and Chakotay would have been seen as sexual jealousy over Janeway, so their relationship was downplayed. Janeway, Tuvok, and Chakotay were supposed to be the Big Three of VOY. Instead, Tuvok and Chakotay faded into the woodwork.

Anyways, I think they wanted isolation from the Federation, but not really the privation of being a lone starship far from home. At the beginning, there was talk of holodeck rations, but by the end, Seven can fall asleep on the holodeck and no one even notices.

o this ia very interesting thank you!! i noticed the janeway kirk thing!! i was gping to make a post abt it even they have very similar management styles although janeway spends less time shirtless. which is a shame < prev reblogged by bit
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Star Trek needs to capitalize on the fact that it has such a cool and expansive universe. They need to make more shows/movies/stories centered around the more niche corners of the galaxy. I want truckstop romance stories between a Vulcan freighter captain and a human waiter whose claustrophobia won’t let them get on a space ship. I want an epic political thriller of an orphan gorn egg raised by a ferengi family, I want to learn how a Klingon family started a barbecue joint on Kronos and became universe famous for their lava butter (there actually is something like this in the Star Trek travel guide but it’s such a short snippet and I want to know more), I want to see the drama of a Klingon opera, i want to see the stories that are always just out of focus.

There are just so many cool ideas. And not to say I don’t love the challenge of the weekly crew style but we saw how interesting the stories can get if you expand past just starfleet (especially in ds9)

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otsalezu

one note and I write a one shot about ford and stan showing up to filbricks funeral a few years after the science fair project (pre-bill)

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alright its time lemme cook

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Okay this is getting way longer than I thought it'd be so I'm adding a page break

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Reluctantly, Ford made his way towards the dirty man and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Excuse me, have you seen my brother? He should look exactly like me, maybe a bit shorter."

The man started at him in disbelief. He looked familiar, somehow. Was this man related to him? He definitely had the nose and brow of the family, though he clearly didn't inherit the pride. Ford was broken out of his thoughts the man spoke.

"Are you serious?"

That voice! It took everything in him not to slap a hand to his mouth. This figure--this, this stranger--was none other than...

"Stanley?!"

Behind him the droning paused and more mumbles of disagreement came up, and Ford remembered shamefully that he was at a funeral. He quickly apologized to the crowd before turning back to his brother.

It was clear now. His face still had that boxy look, the chub that Stanford had never gotten was still there. The face was, however, almost unfamiliar after that. It was technically his face, sure. But he had never let stubble and hair grow wild, had never allowed himself to get so scarred and bruised. And those eyes, once so filled with mischief and light, looked shifty and almost cautious.

"Yeah, it's me. What about it?"

"Ah, um. Nothing, nothing. Just..."

What do you say

"What happened to you?"

"Why are you here?"

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"What happened to you?"

Ford regrets the words as soon as they come out of his mouth. Stanley, luckily, doesn't seem too upset. He scoffs, shoving his hands further into his pockets. The perturbed look on his face is familiar, disturbingly so, a drop of normalcy in the ocean of strangeness.

"You're gonna have to be a little more specific than that, Six."

"Sorry, that was rude of me. You just look a bit--"

"Yeah, well. It's none of your business."

There's a silence between them, and for once Ford has no idea what to say to him. This is Stanley, isn't it? He should know exactly what to do, exactly how to ease the tension. And yet, the next words out of his mouth feel awkward and foreign.

"So Ma says you've been living down South?"

"Yeah. Finally got back up from Mexico."

"Mexico?!"

Stanley shifts, as if regretting telling Ford.

"Got a job down there. Again, none of your business. Anyways, I'm surprised you showed up in the first place. Thought you hated the bastard."

"Likewise."

"Eh, I'm mostly here for Ma."

Another silence, although there's some sparse noise from the crowd as the uncle finally finishes. Family members move to place their flowers down, but the twins stay rooted in place.

What do you do

Press on

Leave for the parking lot

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"Are you seriously doing alright?"

Stan gives him an incredulous look before turning towards the front.

"You don't gotta pretend to care, you know. Probably never gonna see me again once this thing's over."

"I...listen, we should probably talk about that. Though I'm still upset about the science fair, I do regret not reaching out to you earlier. I've had time to think, and--"

"Oh you've had time to think, have you? Lucky me, to be graced with Saint Stanford's forgiveness."

"Well--"

"Ma tells me about you. You're off to college, making friends and shit. And it still took you six years to forgive me?"

"Of course it took a while, Stanley! You ruined my--"

Stanley pushes him--actually pushes him--and Ford is too stunned to shove back.

"I ruined your life? I've been homeless for five fucking years and you want to talk about whose life is ruined?"

The words don't sink in completely at first. Ford is brushing off his pants as he gets up, before he freezes.

"You're...homeless?"

"Ah, shit. Ma didn't tell ya?"

Now it's Ford's turn to shove Stanley, the latter making an indignant sound.

"You were homeless and you didn't call me? Didn't tell me? I would've--"

"No, you wouldn't have. It took you this long to forgive me, and it was only really 'cuz you got a chance to talk to me here. Would you really have done anything?"

Stan's eyes are tired, far more tired than anyone of his age should be.

What do you say?

"Yes, I would have."

"No, I suppose not."

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

clarri

OH MY GOD

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AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

kimberlyspeter

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

nijuukoo

More like Harry Hypotternuse.

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You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

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I just couldn’t not reblog this.

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That right triangle on his forehead!

antique-moonglade

THE ORIGINAL POST Y'ALL

timeladyelpia

Totally Re-blogging for the math puns

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gerardpilled

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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everyone I am happy to announce that the stevebucky fanfic author I had in mind while writing this post has officially reblogged it.

tiggymalvern

#imo the writers who write insanely good fanfic can’t file the serial numbers off because they grasped the canon so thoroughly #the shitty stuff is publishable because once you change the names you can’t recognize these people

Prev's tags are correct.

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listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her --really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)

ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)

Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs

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Here's the original text because honestly this is impressive and I don't think it fully hits unless you know the Shakespeare.

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I am losing my mind laughing THANK YOU SO MUCH OP

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